I can see this will be a comment section where everyone sides with and backs the rich, famous people so fuck it. Based on nothing I am team Bill.

Great article; I loved the Avengers TV show as a teen (A&E played reruns constantly). I didn’t think of it at the time, but it really is one of the few shows from that era to be watchable today without being cringeworthy from a “can you believe they used to think that” perspective.

In terms of celebrity deaths, 2015 sucks my salty nutsack. I realize that many of these people aren’t exactly young, but one after another like this is hurting my heart.

A great thing.

I need more Maya Rudolph in my life. Hell, AMERICA needs more Maya Rudolph.

I wonder if any of those “religious” institutions whined about the 2 page form to be a non-profit religious institution required by the IRS.

...but kids aren't going to school in those outfits. They ARE being policed for visible bra straps, and showing their shoulders, or one inch of tummy flesh. They're just bodies, why do we have to be so fucking scared of them?

Quite a milestone!

A very wise baby.

ALL GROWNS UP!!

I know it’s popular to mock her around these parts, but I’ll be damned if she isn’t fucking on point with this rant. Good for her.
(Also I think she’s totes adorbs but that’s irrelevant.)

Here is the issue I have with this whole thing. Would you force an african american baker to make a lynching cake for a kkk member? How about a jewish baker to make a nazi cake? A pro-choice baker making an aborted fetus cake (10/10 would have a slice) for an anti-choice rally?

If you answer no to either of these, then…

I want to preface my response by saying that I absolutely am strongly in favor of gay rights and think that under anti-discrimination laws, a baker should have to bake a wedding cake for a gay couple just as for any other couple. But this wasn’t a wedding cake, it was a cake with a specific message on it saying…

You may have noticed that Clarkson is fat. That is the reason behind the confusing things you identified.

Just goes to show that all it takes is a good voice to change a meh song into a decent one. Kelly clarkson is so underrated. She’s got killer pipes. I seem to recall reading that she’s looking for work and people to duet with but nobody wants to collab?! Wtf? She’s WAY more talented than most pop artists out there!

Holy shit I wasn't the only one? Are you my soulmate?

Oh man, you could suction knee-high Barbie boots onto your lips or the tip of your tongue and freak the shit out of your mom. GOOD TIMES.

But how about this? “Mama’s hooked on Mary Kay. Brother’s hooked on Mary Jane. Daddy’s hooked on Mary two doors down”

Mark, if you, like me, owned a dogeared copy of Bear Attacks, you’d know the park ranger maxim “a fed bear is a dead bear.” That’s because bears, when they begin to associate humans with food, often escalate to attacking humans when they realize that they’re made of meat.

He strikes me as a glory hole enthusiast. It’s discreet, it’s awesome, and most importantly, when god sees you doing it, he just thinks you’re facing the wall for a really long time.