Holy shit I wasn't the only one? Are you my soulmate?

Oh man, you could suction knee-high Barbie boots onto your lips or the tip of your tongue and freak the shit out of your mom. GOOD TIMES.

But how about this? “Mama’s hooked on Mary Kay. Brother’s hooked on Mary Jane. Daddy’s hooked on Mary two doors down”

Mark, if you, like me, owned a dogeared copy of Bear Attacks, you’d know the park ranger maxim “a fed bear is a dead bear.” That’s because bears, when they begin to associate humans with food, often escalate to attacking humans when they realize that they’re made of meat.

He strikes me as a glory hole enthusiast. It’s discreet, it’s awesome, and most importantly, when god sees you doing it, he just thinks you’re facing the wall for a really long time.

The whole stereotype that lgbt people are just crazed sex monsters permeates sooo much of society. It really bugs me. On the extreme hate side you get shit like this: a dude is actually suggesting separate washrooms because he just knows all those gays want to sexually harass straight people. On the less extreme side,…

She’s a handsome woman. Reminds me of the gal who played the producer on ‘Frasier’. Peri Gilpin.

I totally agree. I don't really get the family's appeal, but they have millions of fans whose world views are going to be changed for the better by them. Trans kids get a role model and a supportive TV family to look up to, and cis kids who might have otherwise been transphobic might become allies. It's good news all…

From the first video its pretty clear what happens. She comes into your hotel room, takes your phone, locks herself in the bathroom, films herself pooping and then gives you your phone back and leaves.

because Kentucky worries more about the age of the whisky produced in their state rather than the age of consent.

Not in Kentucky.

Those ads are shot like a shitty porn. At the end of it, it says “Body Blended Whisky,” so I’m wondering if that literally just means that one of the porn ladies has physically touched and shaken up the bottle of booze? Or do they bath in it or something before bottling it? It does say “the thought of the same whisky…

Anybody else remember how outspoken this shitbag was about insisting Bill Clinton get impeached for his sexual misconduct? Anybody also remember how homophobic Speaker Hastert was? Anybody further remember how he was a staunch member of the Christian Coalition that crammed “family values” down our throats? Good times.…

Nothing says ‘small town down to earth’ like cashmere blend circle scarves, $300 ripped jeans, purebred small dogs with hair jewelry and $20,000 engagement rings.

Huh? I think we’re in agreement. I’m saying that the people who hold this attitude of “if we pay fast food workers shit wages they’ll be motivated to get an education and get REAL jobs” would piss their pants if that actually happened in reality, because an already insanely competitive job market would be even MORE…

I think that is definitely a contributing factor. It could be true for quite a few people I know.

I wonder how much of it has to do with the fact that we, as a generation, are so saddled with student debt and bleak job prospects that going out and getting laid just isn’t that feasible when we’re broke/still at our parents’ place.

It's not that simple. I do understand your frustration, of course. It's the lack of education that keeps this in place.

I would love to see more articles like this on Jezebel. Thank you.