LAME! My interest in Dancing with the Stars has returned to about 5%.

Scandal!

They totally shortened it. They cut off a whole stanza! First Travolta botches her name and then they rush her through a three minute song. I'd be pissed too.

It also seemed like they played it far too fast! She seemed pissed as all get out when it was over, (and rightly so!)

This was one of my fav bits of the night. Trying to pass the plates, and then collect the money. So ordinary, so funny!

This is literally the best thing to happen tonight period. Thank God for Ellen bringing some humanity to Hollywood. SRSLY.

If I were a celeb, I'm be like "Fuck, it's pizza. But I'm in this really expensive outfit. But.......... pizza." and then proceed to get a huge glob of sauce on the front of my top.

I liked this bit because it showed that even beautiful, charming, and famous people still look awkward as hell handing out plates and napkins.

Meryl is 100% drunk right there. That is classic drunk girl response to magic pizza appearance

This woman is the best thing to ever happen to award shows.

Fox News folks and their/its viewers aren't really know for their sense of humor. I am pretty sure they had it removed at birth.

"You're the least annoying person i know." That really is a great thing to hear from someone you love. I think a relationship can be worked on if two people fall out of love. If you work hard enough, maybe you can get back what ye had. But if two people fall out of liking each other, well, that's the end of the…

Ha - my husband and I say "You're the least annoying person I know!" to each other all the time! It's true.

For me, the biggest thing is, Do you annoy the fuck out of me on a regular basis? No? Ok, let's be together. Sure, my partner annoys me sometimes, but he annoys me a whole lot less than every other person I know.

Sorry but this is a load of bullshit, and the people who are defending this idiot are sticking their heads in the sand about trans issues. The fact is that most cis models are tall and thin with narrow hips, and pretending like it's a problem when all of sudden trans women with the same fucking body features enter the…

You know, I don't have a huge problem with an adult admitting that an issue is complicated and trying to think it out. Transgender issues and rights are relatively recent discussion points, so I don't fault people in not immediately jumping to the "correct" conclusion and worldview. I'm not saying we should give…

When she stays off of reality tv for any amount of time? It's not like we are witnessing a public meltdown a la bald Britney or Amanda Bines. This woman gives all these interviews, joins the shows, sells stories to the rags. She shares so I judge!

"Like her soul, this house is a fake plastic mess."

Jesus, Tracie.