Good for her for finally feeling ready enough to do this!!
Selfishly, this makes me want to laugh at my friends who brushed me off when Juno came out and I speculated she was gay. "POPPYCOCK!" They declared. "Just wait," I replied. "Give it a few years. I bet she does." One point to Gaydar & one point for using…

Here are the "studies" (or, per usual, batshit crazy claims with no evidence whatsoever) I foresee from the right, based on the "bitchez be makin gay boys" premise:

Dude. My family of 7 lived on $19k. I knew skating was expensive but wow!

Yeah, and I wonder how much the effectiveness of these studies is compromised when we make social rights contingent on certain results.

There are problems with studying lesbians, and female sexuality in general. 1) It's much easier to objectively measure male sexual arousal than female (you just measure blood flow to the penis) 2) Female sexual arousal is a (wonderful!) biological accident, caused by early fetal development being unisex. Most other…

I think with these sort of complex phenotypes, it falls under the "a bit from column A, a bit from column B" thing.

Khloe's response to people calling Kendall's nipples inappropriate:

Oh sure, with some cats you can. I tickle and pester and poke all four of mine with my hand all the time. I'll grab their back feet as they kick and go "HA HA, GOTCHA NOW, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?" and so on.

Do you ever use your hands as cat toys? You know, poke at him, tickle him, and so on? If so, stop, and only use proper toys. And when he bites you, yell at him, and I mean YELL AT HIM! REALLY FUCKING YELL AS LOUD AS YOU CAN!

This is going to be uncomfortable when this song comes on in a bar and drunk white girls sing it.

I should stop hoping that one day she'll get better. I went from disliking her, to kind of liking her, and now I dislike her again. Can someone explain to me what's so great about her? And don't tell me, "SHE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN YOU!" Quantity =/= quality. Why should people be praising her, personality wise and…

You mention the rape lyrics, but no mention of her saying "nigga/nigger" 1000 times?

BATTLESTAR. I cannot second this recommendation heartily enough. People laugh when I say, in earnest, that it's deep and important. They just don't know.

How about the fact that WE'RE JUST FUCKING TIIIRED? People work more hours, parents are pressured to invest more time in childrearing, homework oversight is harder, and we're attached to electronic devices that overstimulate and detach us from human interaction.

Right? "Oh, don't be silly, dear," doesn't exactly bring the appropriate gravitas to the situation.

Having never been accused of child molestation by any child, let along my own child, I can only speculate on how I would react. However, in my speculation it is incredibly unlikely that I would react by not giving it a second thought.

"Twenty-one years ago, when I first heard Mia Farrow had accused me of child molestation, I found the idea so ludicrous I didn't give it a second thought."

This is a great example of how there's a difference between the "letter" and the "spirit" of the law, and how strict adherence to only the letter of the law can lead to incredibly stupid outcomes.

And this is why the only thing I ingest is pure, organic virgin's blood. Great for the skin, too! And running them down on moonlit nights is great exercise.

I hope they resurrect Mystery Science Theater 3000 JUST for this movie, though I would settle for a live Riff Trax or Cinematic Titanic event!