I say "All Hail Crocs!" because they keep people who would otherwise be wearing flip flops to cover their atrocious toes.

All this Croc hate, and no one ever talks about how hideous Tom's are. They look like mummy feet.

Can some one please explain to me, why on Earth would you want to wear plastic shoes on a daily basis or at all?????

I laughed so hard at "(To what occasion would one wear a Croc high heel? A formal kayak trip? A very elegant public shower?)" that I snorfled my sandwich, bit the inside of my lip and am now bleeding.

I wish we could do that to Florida...

Nope, born and raised as a farmer's daughter in this country, she was. She was just very trusting of products sold in stores (that has stopped mostly by now, thank goodness). I try to stay on top of scams and such for her and the other older members of the family and with my sister (who is a lawyer) helping her…

Just to defend Britney over here: Britney still caters to the gay community in the south and to older generations. She's from the south. I went to see her just for the "drama and cheesiness" with two gay male friends when I lived in S.C and it was awesome. She doesn't use WOC as prompts or accessories, she doesn't…

The Sunday School Musical trailer reminds me way too much of crappy porns with acting in them. I kept expecting some choir girl to exclaim that her robe was too small, and cut to the boobies and ballslapping action.

I do the same thing. If someone in my family is starting to act like they want to schedule a "Family Reunion" I notice that all of us "others" begin updating FB like crazy, sharing pics, random crap from our lives, just so that the troublemakers will be satisfied and forget the whole "family reunion" idea. To me, FB…

I think because the stigma behind "retiring" to Vegas is something you only do when you're washed up.
and also because Jezebel doesn't seem to like Brit Brit too much :/

It's totally bullshit but Duck Dynasty is also A&E's entire business model at this point. I think we all saw this coming.

Anyone here watch duck dynasty? I feel like this was happening while we were all busy watching Breaking Bad and American Horror Story.

I understand watching reality TV. I understand eating fast food. Those things are the simple pleasures of life, fine in moderation. What I do not understand is indications that Duck Dynasty and Chik-Fil-A have acquired transcendent meaning in the lives of so many people. And not just any people - religious people, who…

I am nervous for some kind of bizarre pop culture holy war. Does no one see the irony of fighting religious persecution via your fav reality TV shows and fast food outlets? Shit is getting creepy y'all.

Cracking up about how rabid she is about her "good side". Andy always sits on the left with the guests to the right. But now..suddenly...for the woman who is always angling herself to show the right side of her face...the seats are switched. Dang girl. Its not like you are the Phantom of the Opera or something....

Proof or not, she is correct about the pink ribbon monstrosity doing very little for cancer research and treatment. Hell, one google search into the salary disbursement for the Susan G. Komen foundation will shatter your faith completely.

*sigh* The pink ribbon campaign is horrific. I just spent this last semester thoroughly researching it and all it reports to do for the breast cancer movement. And you know what- it does nothing. In fact, the pink ribbon campaign is more likely than not, a leading contributor to breast cancer. Think about it- Ford,…

Yeah it's our culture's (and by extension mine apparently) fault that Britney Spears is a complete failure at as a human being. Not her scumbag hillbilly parents and managers who gave her no education as a child and continue pushing her out there just so they can keep making money in her name (because she doesn't…

Yeah, I can't get worked up this. Britney's adorable, but not all there. She is like a dumb puppy.

The woman has been ruled mentally incompetent to even manage her own finances by a judge. Do you know how insane/stupid you have to be for that to happen?