I miss the old ads in comics like Archie for things like squirting flowers and sea monkeys. Though I was SO disappointed when I finally did get Sea Monkeys and they did not look like tiny merpeople wearing little crowns.

While I would encourage everyone on the internet to chill before hearing exactly what happened (and minding that teens DO bring the drama) - but Southern California and Orange County in particular is a very dangerous place for transgender teens. It is a body-conscious, materialistic nightmare grounded in Republican…

I wish I could hug her and tell her that life will always be hard, but there will be so many better days that blow away becoming homecoming queen. People have small minds, but it's a big world, and for every one of them that hurt you, there are a hundred of us to hold you up. Congratulations anyway, but you have…

The comments posted on the original article were horrifying.

He should take a look at the sexist piece of shit that is his The Dome then. Can't believe I'm still hate-watching that atrocious show.

No, and I'm particularly disappointed that after posting this I'm starting to realize that this is a fairly common slur. People suck so bad.

I use a cup of organic lentils tied in a conflict-free hemp bag as a loofah.

Ugh, one of the most popular extremely racist phrases in the quaint little redneck town that I hail from is 'sand-nigger' - used to describe foreign workers of East-Indian descent. I think it has to do with where you're from - every area has their own special form of atrocities.

Awful side-note: for some reason, the…

Naaa, watch the clip - it's pretty clear, when she's bare face, that it's the same nose. I think the thing that's throwing people off is general a lack of knowledge of contouring, and the fact that the old picture isn't a good one (there's WAY too much shadow going on, which makes her nose look larger).

Tough call on the nose job, here she is from the "no makeup" episode of her show

That is the 23.5 percent question.

But this is still saying that Asians are incapable of having their own beauty standards, in Asia or elsewhere. Is this really the case?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: plenty of Asian women are born with "double eyelids." While there are arguments that it is being done to look more Caucasian, there are also many arguments that this surgery is done to emulate many Asian people with similar features.

It's her body and her heritage. She can do whatever the hell she wants to with either one.

Some of y'all need to watch better porn. I used to think porn was just not my cup of tea, because it never turned me on. It just made me squicky because I'm not in to degrading women as a kink. There IS porn out there for women — I'm a little lucky because I'm bisexual, so I can watch some good girl-on-girl…

What an incredibly stupid study.

A segment of White America was pretty awful about it without Twitter.

Their outrage is a little late. An Arab-American Muslim DID win Miss America... in 2010. Her name's Rima Fakih. She's pretty and she has some kind of stripping scandal associated with her. USA! USA!

I love it how it's all people who appear to be descendants of Europeans who are upset that someone descended from foreigners can be Miss America. It's like ten-thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.