Isildur cut The Ring off of Sauron's fukkin hand.

I Believe that the immortal agent of the Gods would likely kick Joffry's little bitch ass like the cunt he is.

I've been on the driver side of this sort of thing once. A complete idiot of a mother ran out into a busy street with her 2 small children and if I hadn't been looking more than dead ahead there's no chance I would have seen her in time to stop.

And here I am sitting here listening to my 5 year old grunting as he sits on the toilet and poops and feeling so incredibly fortunate that I'm able to watch him take a "big boy poop" and not have to deal with any major health issues. This would be the most unexpectedly sentimental poop of my life. Though to counter…

Doc, these cries for attention by constantly bashing Sony nearly every chance you can are getting tiring. We get it, you don't like them. It doesn't matter this much mate. All you do is bring out an angry population in Kotaku. If you remember, Microsoft slung tons of shit at Sony last gen and even so, who the hell…

Why are you bashing Sony every chance you get? Just don't open Sony articles if they infuriate you so much. Jesus Christ.

I'm curious — when you bought that PSX and Final Fantasy VII, had you seen this ad, and what were your thoughts then?

Technically, isn't this exactly a "look how great we are" advert? They don't mention their competitors in any way. You'd have to already know the Microsoft policy to even construe this is offensive. How do you propose Sony go about saying that you're free as an indie to publish on their console without constraint,…

I think you're a cool guy, but holy shit, enough.

I find it humorous that You of all people try to say Sony fans are the worse of them all, when you a dedicated Sony hater are sitting here trying to convince everyone of how horrible Sony is.

I have to say, I find it really weird how so many people consider this kind of thing immature or in bad taste
For me it just seems entirely harmless.

If anything I find it kind of refreshing in a way that Sony are willing to let their representatives show a little personality and have a bit of fun with their positions,…

there's actually a pretty famous story of Sony basically giving a big middle finger to Sega at I believe the 1995 CES, when they announched the price of the Playstation and printed up napkins that said "Sony welcomes Sega to CES" or something of the sort.

This isn't a sony press release guys, this is adam boyes (who works for sony) voicing his opinion on twitter. "my opinions are my own". Also, I know a little bit about adam from following giant bomb, and he's a really cool dude.

I may be remembering it wrong, but didn't a Microsoft exec take a swipe at the PS3's launch price, suggesting that people could buy a 360 instead and still have enough money left over for a Wii? This stuff is nothing new. Sega took pot shots at the NES when the Genesis came out. Sony took pot shots at the Nuntendo…

I love how Sony takes pot shots like this. This is a competition after all. It also reminds me of the old school Sega vs Nintendo campaign of the early 90s. All is fair...

I almost bought an xbox one yesterday as an impulse buy. Then I remembered $500 for the console, shitty Kinect, 720 p graphics, $60 for xbox live, $60 for Titanfall, $100 for a decent headset, $80 for the fucking headset adapter that should have came in the box, $60 for another controller. At the end of the day, GST…

Ohhh, the mudslinging is so fun!

Yea, there's a significant distinction between Bruce Wayne retiring from Batman to let others take his place, as he has done in many stories, and outright abandoning being Batman and Gotham City outright.

I think TDKR movie made a pretty good case that Bruce already reached his physical expiration date for being Batman.