It’s the comments on articles like these that convince me that the Kotaku commentorate has to be among the most entitled and least educated in the world.

You literally prefer console war bullshit to them trying to be creative?

I found this quite interesting for a reason why his arms are skinny

Your aware his plucky fun loving attitude is because he was busy being Zack right? Emo cloud is cloud.

Muscle atrophy after spending 4 years in cryogenic sleep will do that.

Who says it’s the same? The theme may be the same but it’s not the exact same is it? With that logic, wasn’t Star Wars basically the same? We saw the Deathstar blow up twice did we not? And what reason is there to shit on it in the first place? Just don’t watch it. No, the reason people are shitting on it is exactly…

English is not his first language, proofreading his own broken English isn’t going to change anything. Put yourself in his shoes, if you wrote out your comment in German, a language you probably don’t read, write, or speak fluently, are you going to proof read it yourself and go “yep, looks good to me.” Who’s going to…

And more infos with better translation this time: (credit to Gematsu)

good riddance to you

if you find depressiona and being suicidal something to have a tiny violin for then sure i’ll take that tiny violin

“Shitty Dragon CG”?

If Kotaku staff do not pitch in as a group to put one of these on Jason Schreier’s desk, I will be disappointed. Hell, the comment section should just to make sure it happens.

Up is up, down is down. UNITE BROTHERS!

I refuse to believe that y-inverters are human.

Not at all, since ‘Jennifer Hale’ is supposed to be spelled like this:

Actually, I should, since Mark Meer = Commander Shepard. So...

Get over what? I’m stating a fact. I’m not mad about it. Maybe YOU should get over it. Whatever it is.

Commander Shepard? Where? I don’t see Mark Meer.

...but my Shepard was male...