Why wouldn’t she be able to get his contract? There are more part-timers than Brock Lesnar at this point in time.

Yes, when he started out Lesnar was a genetic freak and pushed like hell to the moon, and he was terribly lucky that he got over considering how fast he was pushed. Even then, he was still just “The Next Big Thing”; tons of potential and power, but could still be taken down by someone of sufficient ability and…

Brock Lesnar, the Undertaker, the Rock, and even someone like Randy Orton are or were all part-timers of varying degrees.

She’s still too young to be retiring from UFC, I think. She’s still got a couple of years ahead of her. WWE’s more relaxed, less intentionally damaging part-time schedule would best fit Rousey at an older age, where she’s more established and can come in as a monster/legend like Lesnar or some of the other part-timers…

Somehow, I swiftly passed this on my third attempt on Normal. (Mouse + KB combat in Arkham has always been fairly easy)

Uh, jiangshi are an entirely different breed of vampire than what he was thinking of. Never mind not aging, these guys have to hop everywhere they go because of rigor mortis in their legs.

...Uh, what? I can see how your first point is relevant to my comment, but the rest seems to have no relation. I am well aware of the horrific conditions the PRC has had to go through under Mao and so on, but I’m not sure what that has to do with the Japanese constantly giving a conflicting message with regards to…

I’m no PRC myself, but if Japan and her officials were actually willing to apologize for the war crimes they did back then, then you’d have some kind of a point. What we have instead is constant historical revisionism almost on par with the Holocaust-deniers.

Interesting fact: Sherlock never actually says “Elementary, my dear Watson,” at least, in the same sentence.

“That show isn’t canon Green Arrow as he is actually dirt poor in the comics who was ONCE rich.”

By “dead” he means they will actually make the animatronics from FNAF. As in, robots complete with homicidal tendencies to squeeze people into a shell, and will go on to murder mankind after slaying their creators.

Do you even know the man’s history or personal beliefs to say that sort of thing? Besides, come on, you don’t expect everyone to be an atheist, right?

Pics or it didn’t happen!

You’re goddamn right. I’m surprised the cast of Fresh Off The Boat aren’t all sexy Asian ladies who actually can’t speak a single word in any Asian language. Looking hard at you, Kelly Hu (China White) from Arrow. The only one that hasn’t exactly violated this law yet is Daredevil.

Wait, there are no 7-11s in Houston? Crap. I figured there was something missing from the place these three-ish years that I’ve been here.

Great job on him for finding a wife who will never leave him, barring death.

Maybe you should add “and Dark Souls” to the title or change it to “From Software Bosses” for clarification? I was expecting a piece that was more Bloodborne-specific (having never played the Souls series).

How do you game on the go with a crappy laptop?

Well, that was more entertaining than most of the movie put together.

I wish you'd met my now-stepfamily. They still insist that Pokemon is satanic.