The pink suited guy is white? He looks nothing like it, even with the bleached hair.

"I think that whore gave me da clap!"

Proof there's Intelligent Design:

"Whaddya think?"
"What if you shortened his legs until they're barely more than stubs?"
"So...kind of like this? God, it's adorable. Let's see how he runs."
"...That's freaking hilarious. Make him."

A new game for 3DS!?

Plus, if you don't mind tinkering with it a little, you get a lot of new awesome mods for it that make the game experience entirely different!

Yup. I even have the same handle as my Kotaku name; you can see it on the members' list.

I've been in TAY community for a long time now, but I haven't been able to play DOTA 2 with anyone while I was still playing. Lost all my muscle memory by now, I think.

This BS needs to be on the 3DS.

If I ever have kids one day, this is the only way I will let them play games. Give them the joy of gaming together with the benefits of fitness. Additionally, the boys don't end up dying of exhaustion when it's their turn to get conscripted at 18.

It's amazing (can't wait for the game), but I'm not sure how the lights on the wheels would work...Static, probably.

Probably the best Bat of all.

Well, I guess the whole of the Sin War wasn't important or anything.

I want this NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW.

Reading this article was like reading slash fanfiction. Jeez.

Damn it, Gizmodo. I just got my first B in college for Game Theory a few days ago. Did you have to traumatize me all over again?

Interesting. Some people I know simply take classes on the side, and go for JLPT certification for that. Seems a bit more cost-effective to do so.

Getting spanked by a blonde, white woman in a jumpsuit is probably a new fetish in Japan.