Isn't it possible to trade him in for Charmander instead?

Come on, I'm a Gen 1 only fella, AND I don't think the other generations deserve something as bad as American football...

God, that just reminded me of a terrible Bulbasaur and Pikachu rape fic I read by accident as a kid. Scarred me for life.

I'm terribad at FIFA or Winning Eleven and football in real life, but I would play this in a heartbeat.

And I've only played Gen 1 Pokemon too!

Were they? They're not now.

Don't know if anyone's told you this, but there's an echo in your stream for some reason.

The jewel in the center is actually what didn't make it for me, on the other hand. The blue gem in Glamdring's quillions is tiny, fitting only at the bottom point of it, and leaving the runes to be the center of focus. The one in GoT however, is massive, and swallows up any space available. The runes can't fit on it…

If you don't mind me asking, where are you going now?

THANK YOU. Seriously, every time one of you links to Twitch, it does that, and now I'm afraid to open any of your articles on Twitch anymore. I hope you can let the rest of the office know that or something.

The image above, of Joel and his father Ryan, who has been working with Larson on the game, was shared on the That Dragon, Cancer website. Its accompanying text reads: "Awake, oh, awake my Joel / and see the place He has prepared for you."

"I even name myself as a bigot [in the video above] because I yell, 'Allahu Akbar' as I hold a grenade and blow myself up for the game-winning kill. If you listen further to the conversation you'll hear that it's just a bunch of dudes being exactly what dudes do online; bullshit and trash talk while playing a…

YES YES YES. FINALLY, someone gets it.

Did you mean "doesn't?"

I just bought a 3DS XL, and your statement is so damn true. When I first opened the thing and turned it on, I was EXTREMELY disappointed, having used a PSP on and off and an iPad consistently for the past four years. A meh screen, and resistive touchscreen. I was this close to returning it there and then. I got Fire…

Love these harmless shots.

More importantly I didn't realize there were so many fanboys on Kotaku. There should be a program that reads through your posts, finds the number of anti/pro-system words, determine what kind of fanboy he/she is (PC/Xbox/Sony/Nintendo/Mac) and tag their names/posts every time they post on an…

Interesting. I've never played Smash Bros or known anything about it until recently, where I found out two friends of mine were massive Smash Bros players, and they felt Brawl was boring compared to Melee. They claimed it was now for casuals, and that melee had a much deeper, richer combat system, and was much more…

I always assumed Batman was older than Catwoman, for some reason.

In the US, vanilla Diablo III on sale for 19.99 USD for the digital PC version. Might want to check that out.

You really should have shown him your moobs then. Would've been worth it just to see him rage.

Does Diablo 3 count?