THANK YOU. Seriously, every time one of you links to Twitch, it does that, and now I'm afraid to open any of your articles on Twitch anymore. I hope you can let the rest of the office know that or something.

The image above, of Joel and his father Ryan, who has been working with Larson on the game, was shared on the That Dragon, Cancer website. Its accompanying text reads: "Awake, oh, awake my Joel / and see the place He has prepared for you."

"I even name myself as a bigot [in the video above] because I yell, 'Allahu Akbar' as I hold a grenade and blow myself up for the game-winning kill. If you listen further to the conversation you'll hear that it's just a bunch of dudes being exactly what dudes do online; bullshit and trash talk while playing a…

Did you mean "doesn't?"

I just bought a 3DS XL, and your statement is so damn true. When I first opened the thing and turned it on, I was EXTREMELY disappointed, having used a PSP on and off and an iPad consistently for the past four years. A meh screen, and resistive touchscreen. I was this close to returning it there and then. I got Fire…

Love these harmless shots.

More importantly I didn't realize there were so many fanboys on Kotaku. There should be a program that reads through your posts, finds the number of anti/pro-system words, determine what kind of fanboy he/she is (PC/Xbox/Sony/Nintendo/Mac) and tag their names/posts every time they post on an…

Interesting. I've never played Smash Bros or known anything about it until recently, where I found out two friends of mine were massive Smash Bros players, and they felt Brawl was boring compared to Melee. They claimed it was now for casuals, and that melee had a much deeper, richer combat system, and was much more…

In the US, vanilla Diablo III on sale for 19.99 USD for the digital PC version. Might want to check that out.

You really should have shown him your moobs then. Would've been worth it just to see him rage.

Does Diablo 3 count?

Some people might not be happy that this post ain't about games, but Bash, you have just made my morning with this article. Haven't stupidly chuckled this much for a while now.

I meant Ultimate Peter Parker being dead, and MM replacing him. He met 616 Peter, and he knocked him out with his Venom Stike. Knocking someone out is generally considered to be a victory, y'know, kind of like boxing or MMA.

He's...kind of dead now, though. Replaced by a black kid who beat 616 Peter.

Spiderman IS a bit of a douche because of his mad snarkiness.

Odd. The first thing I thought when I saw Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker in the cinema, I thought: "What a douchebag." For some reason he gives off less of a nerd feeling and more of a jock.

CRASH! INTO THE ROLLING MORNIN!
FLASH! I'M IN THE—

*car crashes*

Ah, please. For some reason, the best song for driving is the OP of an anime about the most badass teacher in the world.

I just bought a 3DS. Please tell me there's more RPGs on it than Bravely Default (which isn't on this list anyway).

IIRC, leaflets for the population to evacuate was actually distributed by air a sufficient amount of time before the bombings. Had the Japanese listened, not one person would've been killed by the blast. The radiation still wouldn't been a problem, but at least they would've been far away, and with the effects…

Pfft. Pearl Harbor? Ah, I keep forgetting how sheltered these Americans can be.