I would pay for a short video of Mark Meer cosplaying as Shepard, saying "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

As Sherlock would say: "The game is afoot!"

Well I can't watch this, and I'm in the freaking US.

I agree. It was one of the worst games ever, much like how it was Kotaku's Worst Game of the Year. I remember when I played it, it turned me off so much that I didn't spend two straight days during my finals, being addicted to trying to beat it.

HAHA I remember that song.

Despite only being proficient in Mandarin amongst the Chinese dialects, I've got a terrible cuss-word vocab, since most of the curses I use come from Hokkien and a smattering of Cantonese.

What the hell is "cao ni be you rat bastards"?

I watched this, called bullshit. Tried it on my dad's car, (a Merc E240) worked wonders. Tried it on my Nissan Altima, results varied constantly. Not sure what's going on, really.

"Inspired by Norse Mythology"?

A pint for good sense, Irishman. If only some other person had it too.

Anyone know what movie that last scene is from? I really don't think it's Kite Runner, if I go in order from the list of movies stated.

We have 24/7 McDonald's delivery in Singapore too. It's probably pricier, but I can bet it's a heckuva lot nicer place to be than China.

Aye, you're too right. I grew up in South East Asia, Singapore, and I only learned that American Football exists from Archie comics (age 5), and some of the rules and gameplay from the Eyeshield 21 manga (age 21).

On his blog, Jordan says he's been making films like this since he was 14. Over the summer he put together this, a fight between an Iron Man action figure and a Transformer. At 1:55, it required about 1,700 images, so you can expect this one, at 2:30, needed even more painstaking work.

If the final dialogue in the game had been anything like this one, I wouldn't have disliked Connor as much as I did. This is pretty good, really.

Timey...what? Timey-wimey?

Holy crap. Why the hell would anyone want to win in that case? Does the game progress whether you win or lose?

Sonofa-

As both a Christian and a gamer on this website, I thank you deeply for your courtesy and tolerance. He's never had a history of great posts, but this one is probably one of his worst.

What was he doing wrong, might I ask? Not an American Football fan here.