Interesting fact: The reason why they're said to only be able to hop is because of rigor mortis stiffening the limbs so much they can no longer bend their knees or their elbows, hence the constant hopping, as well as having its arms outstretched and fully extended at the same time.

Well, technically they're not exactly zombies, and they're actually uniquely from Chinese culture/mythology. Of course, they might've crept into modern day popular culture in other, non-Chinese Asian countries too.

Hahaha stereotype fail. #facepalm

Really? I'm Chinese too, but I grew up watching all Chinese films in Mandarin. I'm supposed to be Cantonese myself, but I can't speak a single word (long story). Both those elements make me feel much happier watching any Chinese film in Mandarin instead, and any Cantonese (original or dub) voices make me feel as if…

As an English major, this is awesome. But I'm waiting for an expansion or mod that will also do this:

What makes you think giving Caine a terrible place to live in forever wasn't intentional?

...That's what I said.

Wait, so it works for you and your PS3/Vita? What game are you playing? What connection are you on? Fiber optics?

Ditto for you.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

I SAID HEY! WHAT'S GOING OOOOOOON?!

Hey! I like playing the CoD singleplayer campaigns. What's wrong with that?

My life may be forfeit. My soul belongs to Caine's Maker.

Seriously? Are you that rabid a fanboy, that you no longer retain any veneer of reading comprehension?

I answer only to Caine's Creator. What Caine does to me is irrelevant in light of that.

I haven't seen a game this gen that did what Crysis did for hi-def graphical standards back then.

What makes you think I'm not a PC gamer? 90% of my gaming has been done on the PC for the past two years, while my console is probably rusty from being stuck in a dark storeroom somewhere. The other 10% is on my roommate's console when he wants me to try an old/new game every now and then, and even then we spend more…

Uh...no. I pointed out piracy as an afternote because that just makes the cost of gaming go to zero, that's all. But that's beside my point, which was that it provides the most bang for buck currently, and that some PC gamers may prefer not to invest in multi-platform gaming because they can't afford it.

Whoa, calm down there boyo.

Uh...Actually, this might sound hypocritical coming from me, but I include myself in that list of people who torrent and buy.