As an English major, this is awesome. But I'm waiting for an expansion or mod that will also do this:

What makes you think giving Caine a terrible place to live in forever wasn't intentional?

...That's what I said.

Wait, so it works for you and your PS3/Vita? What game are you playing? What connection are you on? Fiber optics?

Ditto for you.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

I SAID HEY! WHAT'S GOING OOOOOOON?!

Hey! I like playing the CoD singleplayer campaigns. What's wrong with that?

My life may be forfeit. My soul belongs to Caine's Maker.

Seriously? Are you that rabid a fanboy, that you no longer retain any veneer of reading comprehension?

I answer only to Caine's Creator. What Caine does to me is irrelevant in light of that.

I haven't seen a game this gen that did what Crysis did for hi-def graphical standards back then.

What makes you think I'm not a PC gamer? 90% of my gaming has been done on the PC for the past two years, while my console is probably rusty from being stuck in a dark storeroom somewhere. The other 10% is on my roommate's console when he wants me to try an old/new game every now and then, and even then we spend more…

Uh...no. I pointed out piracy as an afternote because that just makes the cost of gaming go to zero, that's all. But that's beside my point, which was that it provides the most bang for buck currently, and that some PC gamers may prefer not to invest in multi-platform gaming because they can't afford it.

Whoa, calm down there boyo.

Uh...Actually, this might sound hypocritical coming from me, but I include myself in that list of people who torrent and buy.

That's funny, since I seem to have devoted 90% of my gaming time for the past two years to my PC, as opposed to the current gen consoles gathering dust in my living room.

Must really infectious, I suppose.

Mmm, I'm referring specifically to the little subtle effects in that video, not just all the wonderful goodies PC gamers get in comparison to current-gen consoles. I guess I was just hoping for a bigger difference in this video.

You're not Caine.

Knowing Bats, he probably has vaccinated himself and Alfred from rabies, or hell, even vaccinated all the damn bats that come into the cave.