CEREAL KILLER! FIRST!

Who wore it better?

I have decided, now that Christmas is on it's heels and so near defeat... (thanks for the scoop, Fox)

Thou shalt not take the name of the JEFFERSON thy president in vain; for the JEFFERSON will not hold her guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

Jesus has anout as much to do with xmas as Darth vader has to do with haloween. He might pop up here and there but the holiday doesnt involve him. Its not even about him. Jesus is just some vague idea to people who claim to worship him on his birthday when dec 25th isnt even his birthday.

Well, I admit, the douchier PETA gets, the more I crave a nice juicy bacon cheeseburger. So, at least for this person, PETA does make them eat more meat.

OK that does it. I have been considering adopting a dog for over a year, but since we only have space for a small dog, I have been wavering. I did not realize that there were so many little fellas in need of a home! Welcome to NYC, little dogs! One of you is going to come and live with me.

That's kinda the MO of burlesque culture. :) We ask for verbal support instead of tips. It would be weird to holler through the whole thing, no? But the audience doesn't JUST support her at the reveal(s), they do so when she does a great move like going on point, doing the splits or ripping off the tape. They're a…

Good response!

I bet Romeo Rose is so goddamn jealous/relieved that some other douche in Texas stole his thunder.

"Christian dating coach." This dude is so far in the closet he can see Narnia.

As an atheist who got a charlie brown Christmas tree as a Hanukkah gift last year, I'm pretty sure there is no religious component to cute animal heaven. Belly rubs and ear scratching are mandatory, though.

I'm planning on skipping jesus heaven and going to far superior cute animal heaven.

My multiracial family kindly invites Cohen to kiss our multicolored butts.

Joan Rivers - Debate

I don't think it sends a massive message, but I did think it was kind of funny and I get what he's saying about the princess machine. Also I liked some of the outfits. I was with him until Anne Frank.

We allowed shit to happen...

Don't let your facts get in the way of his ignorance.

No on the first part: