Wasn't that whole "fecal matter as art thing in England" already done by Chris Ofili in the late 90s when he won the Turner prize? My life is like art ... the same shit over and over ...
Gee, who knew that "icily detached alterna-hotress" Jes and "hopeless bi-polar butterface" Sam could be so easily replaced by the current bevy of peroxide and venereal disease laden alcoholics in training ... oh wait, that's right ... everyone knew ...
Tom went after Katie in a way that was reminiscent of that evil creepy badguy with long fingernails and thin lips in Big Trouble in Little China who needed to marry a woman with green eyes in order to break some ancient curse ...
I went to a 49ers game a couple of years ago and became uncomfortable at the half-time performance of the "Super Minis" ... girls between 6 and 12, sporting Niner garb, awkwardly emulating the moves of their big-girl idols. Sure, most of the professional cheerleaders bear an uncanny resemblance to garden variety…
And on the last day of the Miss Universe pageant, God looked down upon his many subjects and said "You, oh you hot Puerto Rican beauty contest participant ... you who hath put thy remaining contestants to shame by way of your strong showings in both the swimsuit and nightgown competitions ... YOU shall don the faux…
She really seems to capture the natural grace and beauty of the original Playmate, Marilyn Monroe ...
"A womanizer with uncalculated conquests and seven known children" ... What's this guy famous for again? Did he play pro sports?
@badmutha:
Yikes, the Hip-Hop Rumpotamus has made its way onto land and it's hungry for a Snickers ...
Gee these guys are talented ... it reminds me of that time when Slim Shady rhymed "me" with "me" with "me" ...genius
It's all fun and games as CEO (and some of the most righteous Columbian 8-balls on the planet) until a 23 year-old Columbine dropout is found on the floor of your upscale Las Vegas crash pad turning "different funny colors" ... then it starts to ... well ... suck.
Sounds like Marc is getting ready to jump the sharkskin print pointed toe ankle boot ...
I went to a wedding at Lou's house once (the old, nice one that Tammy's kids glowingly talk about all the time, not Tammy's new rented sty) and it kind of looked like that house in the final scene of Scarface with a lot of faux Greek statues and Corinthian columns and shit, but with a much nicer TV. The house…
Speaking of unattractive catbags ...
@dayglo:
@janna:
Speaking of love children, someone should really tell Grace Jones, Flavor Flav and Krusty the Clown to stop screwing ...
In our universe, babies puke up their half-masticated mashed banana baby food and let it run down their chins until someone cleans it up ... in Anna's world, things are similar, but not exactly the same ...