Jesus... That is something!

Thank God this terrifying criminal is off the streets.

Man walks into dealership. Dealership sells him a car.

Perhaps he shouldn't be driving at all...

This problem would be solved if people didn't read Jezebel.

What's with the red bar?

Does this mean it will have a deliciously smooth twin turbo straight 6 monster under the hood?

Don't forget the new RX-7, due out never!

It was never a NEED, just more of a WANT.

I cannot believe that ABS didn't make the list. This is widely taken for granted.

You know what else is bad karma? Dumping on another dude's ride and claiming that "he's one of those guys".

This is what I've always loved about his Transformers movies, even when they miss the mark. They might technically be "live action" films, but they're so drenched in the maximalist beauty and bombast of the summer blockbuster that they still feel like the cartoons from whence they came. And like any good cartoon, they…

They'll never find him.

They better catch that dern liberal in the graphics department!

Come on, that's the graphics department effin' with them.

This is a movie that has a Ken Watanabe-voiced autobot who calls Optimus Prime 'sensei,' is named 'Drift,' and speaks in Haiku.

That is not awesome. That is dumb and racist. (In a fashion of racism not contained in hatred, but a fashion of racism that reduces ethnicities to stereotypes)

Wait... is this US ONLY!?!?!? it's a canadian company!

Seeing as how the game was never actually released, yes, it was rare.

Ugh, image post fail.

I'm surprised it's only 30%.