Just a heads up, but I beat it in about an hour and a half. Tops.
You've been warned!!!!!!

So how is the ouya? I knows it's popular to hate on it currently, but I don't know anybody that actually has one and therefore an opinion I actually care about. Do you enjoy it? Do you feel it was a good use of your hard earned dollars? Enough games to distinguish itself as a platform?

I love all the white face! That made my day!

You sir (ma'am) are a scholar and a gentle(wo)man.
Thank you.

Wait wait wait, are you trying to tell me a game company is advertising its game toward children? Those sick fucks.

I'm gonna put the over/under at 7 months. And I think I'll take the over. But just barely....

Then you sir, are a fool.

Holy smokes! Major points for bringing up mom and dad save the world. Haven't thought about movie since I cut class with my mom in '92 (I believe, could be '93....) to have a day together.
Thank you for that memory back!

Die

To soon man, to soon....

Holy smokes batman, your right on that one. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed. But I guess that's why your a detective.....

But pc master race bullshit blah blah blah...

Is it safe to assume you're a PlayStation man now?

Really? You're surprised the weakest writer with zero sense of humor with feminist undertones doesn't have more articles on this list from a male dominated gaming website?

Lots of people get gift cards for Christmas. A kid might not get a game for Christmas but get some psn points or wiiu gift card. The developers are aiming for that specific market share. Not a horrible idea if you think about it.

Yes completely. Stop it now!

If you really think it's cheating and therefore easy, I suggest you try to make one as well. Hit us back up in a year or two when you figure out how to do it and keep us apprised of your progress.

Yea except unfortunately that's not all he said.... Then offered to divulge more sensitive information to Russia in exchange for asylum. He's directly putting American lives in danger. And for him to run to Russia, and not see the irony in that, makes him a total fuck tard.

Thanks man, nice find. Definitely appreciate your effort.

I just can't understand how that didn't take off more.... Seems like a foolproof story to me.