Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

The fake signs were funny, Tim, but why did you include the real Darren Wilson one in there?

Trust me, as you get older, "adequate" takes on much greater importance.

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

"He just didn't look like 18 out there."

Marc Savard would like to thank Shea Weber, but cannot find the words to do so.

It's hard to see, but trust me.

One of the greatest parts of my job are the days when Tommy Craggs, in a flurry of excitement, runs over to me and says something like, "Hey Cooke, can you draw Derek Jeter getting his ass eaten out?" or, "Hey Cooke, can you draw a quick dong on the new Cubs mascot?"

Jerks Dick Kid

Could have been worse. They could have called it "Tamir Rice".

If anything, his only other option would be to continue beating it. I'll see myself out now.

"We exemplify multi-generational co-viewing."

That sounds really hard, I'd rather just drink some tea and poop my way to healthy living

"I enjoy this porn. I'm going to favorite it."

If your cable provider allows, buying your own modem can save you a lot (eventually).

Oh, now you think about punters.

People, people, please! Why all the fuss?

We won the war. We make the rules.