Wrong, double wrong and triple wrong.

Because most endurance athletes look like they could afford to lose a few pounds?!?!

Nobody gets stabbed in Hamlet. I've seen it starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and a lot of people get shot and blown up, but no one gets stabbed...

Someone must create this show NOW!!!

Be honest, isn't that fact that it could be really dangerous make only that much more awesome.

That's right... he's not hurting anyone... until he falls off and hits someone during his appointment with the ground.

Why stop at inserts?

What I really want to know is who at Target is getting fired for this whole mess.

Here Here...

This has got the whole "crazy librarian" look down perfectly!

The ideal pet for a man...

Get someone else to do it...

Thanks. That actually was helpful with information. Usually when you read this type of article, it's full of stupid advice written by people who love to eat like a rabbit.

What happens if someone decides to use this information to steal handguns specifically?

Uninvent anything explosive or burns to rapidly.... you need to uninvent the bow and arrow (it would be my choice for a quiet kill)... uninvent the sword... knife... all blades... we should uninvent all those machines producing carbon dioxide because it's going to destroy our environment... uninvent anything…