Oh, I get it. He’s going to tell Sam everything, and Sam is going to write down the entire Song of Ice and Fire.

Genocidal pirate Christopher Columbus is a poor hero for Italian Americans. Mama Celeste or Vito Corleone would be better.*

No, they did this movie and it was called Wonder Woman and the island turned out great.

As a member of the llama family, I’d like to disavow any association with Mr. Llamas as I find him to be a detestable creature, and this is coming from myself, a llama that ate peoples’ faces.
-Caaaarl

WHOA BRO! This is 2017. You can’t just throw around that anti-humpite rhetoric anymore. Now go back to Machu Picchu you sweater-with-legs.

I apologize for my unfair generalization.

http://www.businessinsider.com/windows-hello-twins-wins-recognition-2015-8

I have an identical twin brother. We used to work for the same company and people would come up to me and start talking...and I had no idea who they were. I don’t think we look that much alike, but apparently we do.

We had a talking parrot when I was a kid and they are so incredibly smart. He would yell “shut the door” whenever anyone left the house and learned to count in English and Spanish from watching Sesame Street with me. His language skills were incredible and he actually adapted and learned. My mom hated him and always…

so evil twinship is like a timeshare, interesting.

Which one of you is the evil twin? Because, you know, if they’re the good twin you have nothing to worry about.

Face. Off.

Because it’s been tested not to allow that? Not to say there aren’t exceptions to the rule...

Take my money and get me a Season Pass to this show.

North is cute. Here’s hoping she breaks away from her family’s legacy and does something worthwhile with her life.

I mean, that’s a cute kid.

Or “hooker with a heart of gold”

I suppose this is talking more about the pre-designed adventure paths and not home-brewed campaigns but I’ve always found D&D (and table top games as a whole) to actually be very LGBTQ positive and accepting. If I remember correctly, the player handbook (back before the 5th ed mentioned here :) ) specifically mentions…

Before anyone starts bitching about SJWs and movements for inclusivity hurting their pretendy-funtimes without remembering that, ultimately, DnD is a game based around cooperation:

I know what the butt is.