This actually reminded me a lot of the feeling I got playing Mirror’s Edge.

Honestly? I think I feel a little nauseous lol. There’s A LOT going on in that video. I feel like someone tied me to the end of a bungee cord and started throwing me into a tornado with strobe lights and fireworks attached.

I’ve also been tipping for picking up beers from my local breweries where a lot of former bartenders are no working the door or curb. I’ve also been buying A LOT more beer than usual. I want to make sure these places are still open when this is all over.

No. Every five years, Hollywood spins a wheel that has Pan, Robin Hood, and King Arthur on it. Whatever they land on we get.

Meh. I know several brilliant and wonderful people with extremely idiotic parents. Half of them are scientists that just really know how to party lol. 

These are me and my girlfriend’s junk food movies. They’re extremely dumb but also extremely fun and ridiculous in a way that feels sincere rather than cynical. 

Ah Jaws Unleashed. Fun concept but a buggy mess. I had to stop playing at a certain point when the game started playing straight static instead of music or sound effects.

My girlfriend and I were having a similar debate this weekend but it was also after playing Dungeons and Dragons. So things got weird. Long story short, I had to make this. 

Sparklefarts

Ha. I just got the name.

People also have a ton of reasons to hate YouTube management these days. It’s been a rough couple years where creators have either been demonitized or saw their earnings plummet due to policy, monetization, and algorithm  changes. Sure, a lot of crap got purged as a result of those changes but there’s been an equal…

As someone currently munching on a carnitas burrito with sour cream and guac, I find such line of questioning to be entirely valid and healthy. It can’t hurt us every once in a while to ethically weigh our food choices, even if we do come out the other side deciding not to change our dietary habits. Aside from the…

One of those movies I literally thought was a nightmare before seeing it on Netflix as an adult. 

Let’s also not forget the emerging three way debate in the low-range laptop debate with Chrome OS entering the picture. I’ve been involved in a few back-to-school discussions where people are wondering what kind of laptop they want to get for basic stuff like online browsing and MS Office. The debate used to be…

Yeah but they saved me from having to say an extra syllable in my brain while reading this story. How’s that for efficiency!

‘keep up with the whisky Grace, it’s good for your heart’.”

Sidebar: I’ve noticed there are a lot of kids today named “Owen”. Is it the new “Mike”?

Someone once asked me if White Castle was good. I replied “Good? That’s up to you. But it is certainly beloved.”

I grew up in New Jersey and always thought it was more of a regional east coast thing like Wawa. Then the movie came out and was set in New Jersey and White Castle was apparently recognizable to the whole country.

I don’t know if 8 was my favorite all around game but it definitely has my favorite design out of the series. It managed to make a technologically advanced magical setting feel real, beautiful, and grand without getting too goofy.