TheGuardLlama
TheGuardLlama
TheGuardLlama

Ah I dunno. You’re going to need to bring that up with Texas (throws smoke bomb and runs)

Anyone else ever seen Red Band Society? I thought Emma’s character was handled really well on that show. She has good and bad days (largely contingent on whatever stressful stuff is going on her life) and anorexia is clearly shown to be more complex than something you just go to the doctor and get fixed over the

The one upside to the addition of kinja’s “infinite scroll” is that I see less of the absolute bananas click-baity ads that were hovering at the bottom of every article. It was especially bad when you’d be reading a Jezebel article on body positivity and there would be ads for “this strange fruit that helps you shed

I just remember wondering why the heck anyone would want to be trapped in a house exclusively filled with hyper-hetero guys that wanted you to drink constantly/ judge you on your amount of sexual activity.

Don’t knock the Texas Tuxedo until you rock the Texas Tuxedo.

Okay but how do we feel about telling your kids which one is the favorite? My mom straight up admitted to all four of us last year that she liked my twin brother the best, even though she loved us all equally. Apparently he’s just “easier to get along with”. Were we out-of-bounds when we collectively looked at our mom

I’m so allergic to cats that this picture made me itchy. What’s worse is that my allergies only really kicked when I hit puberty, just enough time for me to find them adorable.

Ugh, seriously. The only people that have the right to call themselves “Mama Bears” are literal mama bears. And they usually just roar at people when they post nasty reviews/threaten their young/enter their territory/steal a salmon they had their eyes on.

I mean, yes and no. The Trump administration has proven they have zero capacity for getting actual legislation done, and that’s even on “easy-mode” with all branches of the government in their party. What we’re essentially seeing here is checks and balances at work. One person can’t just waltz in and start running the

My friend loses his wedding band so frequently that he bought a bulk order of cheap ones off Amazon and replaces them as needed. His wife is, thankfully, a little more careful with hers.

Hey, if I make it anywhere close to 40 I feel like a champ. Dozens of people liked what I had to say. Dozens!!!

Wait a minute. Somebody thinks Star Trek IV isn’t the best Star Trek movie?

Wait a minute. Somebody thinks Star Trek IV isn’t the best Star Trek movie?

Yeah that’s a veritable unicorn in New York City. Why don’t I just mosey on to my washer/dryer while I’m at it?

Whenever I find any, I put them in a ziplock bag and microwave them. Probably overkill but it’s the only way to be sure.

Well, it all started with this neolithic focus group on how to make wolves more consumer friendly.

Good advice. Such stuff can seem kind of expensive but is totally worth it. I had a bed bug problem once and it was a nightmare. Things only really improved once I invested in the bed covers (and soaked the place in sterifab). Been clean since. I had a problem with one singular bug a few months ago. Had no idea where

I can think of few situations where being seated next to an 81 year old woman is a dangerous situation. Unless it’s my Grandma and she just found out the restaurant doesn’t serve wine.

Hey, how’s that self-driving car technology coming along these days?