Right? And that’s where Apple has always excelled. If you’re going to forgo touch screens at least add touch in an equally capable way.

I mean, a touchscreen on the keyboard that can be modified and customized for each user and app isn’t the worst idea but putting it all the way up at the top of a laptop keyboard feels clunky as hell. It would have made more sense for them to release something like this on a desktop keyboard first, where there’s more…

Hahaha reminds me of the “appropriate” amount of time needed for spooning.

As someone who grew up in an old Victorian. 100% this. You’re just waiting for some headless bride or a drowned child to float through the ceiling.

Tragically, in this case the idiocy was not only painful but deadly.

“Why didn’t anyone ever look for strings connected to Obama? Huh? Terrible.” (Trump’s jaw falls off)

As messed up as that would be, I was still happy to imagine Sean Spicer and Rex Tillerson pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s with Trump’s rotting corpse while Mike Pence starts to think something may be a little off.

I mean I for one was shocked. Not everyone working in TV stateside has consistent, significant income but a director? I’m curious if there are guilds or unions for Japanese animators.

For whatever reason, my mom decided it would be a good idea to take me to see that movie when I was six. The vision of Kevin Costner (or his butt double’s) naked ass swimming through that waterfall is still seared in my brain. That, and the opening on a Turkish prison.

So Trump leaks information and then complains that nobody can find who’s leaking the information...

I think a Robin Hood film could be interesting if it had the guts to do anything about class warfare and wealth inequality. Really play into the “steal from the rich and give to the poor” angle in broad strokes. That’s really the best way to make Robin Hood resonate with modern, and also younger, audiences. A Robin…

And like so many other actors enjoying newfound success, Jane Fonda found it on a TV show, Grace and Frankie. Movies are fast becoming a one-way ticket to garbage town where talent is being wasted.

Hahahaha yeah except he was the guy that was supposed to be looking out for icebergs but was too busy laughing at Kate Winslet and Leo making out.

Following a moment of confusion in which Fyre Festival co-founder Ja Rule—perhaps knowing what’s to come—claims “I’m on the phone, but I can barely hear you all because of this fucking hum” and hangs up,

Just moved from there and I think my home state is a solid “pretty good”. People can be racist as hell in the suburbs though, in that classic northeastern style of “Hey, I got nothing against immigrants/black people but can they speak english and pull their pants up, is all I’m saying” kind of garbage.

Yo I was just down at Cape May last weekend and was pretty shocked at how many InfoWars and Trump stickers I saw. Not that NJ is a liberal beacon on a hill but it felt like I was in Virginia again. What the shit, people?

Isn’t online shopping a big part of this too? I’d much rather take my chances ordering clothes online than drive all the way to the store, listen to the crappy music they’re blasting, find out my size (medium shirt size, 32x32 pants) isn’t in stock, settle for something else, wait for a changing room with fluorescent…

Oh geez bad enough the show is getting cancelled but the fact that it is also being replaced by another Trumpaganda machine is some horror movie shit.

The wreckage of a failed Hedonism resort someone tried building on the same island

Yeah like that story would have worked fine if his dad was just like “Listen you screwed up but you’re my son. Welcome back to the family.”