TheGrizzo
The Grizzo
TheGrizzo

Wankel Mazda? Let's not get ahead of ourselves. I'd be happy with a goddamn Speed3 at this point (seriously, where did that go?).

The NC miata gets crap for being heavy, not having pop up headlights and not being as "fun" to drive as the NA. Even though it's better than the NA in every way possible.

Nope, sorry...the BMW stereotype is well-earned.

It's a miracle we ever get on airplanes.

You should have heard me screaming at the radio last night while I was making dinner. My wife came running into the kitchen, she thought I had cut my finger off or something.

Nope honey, just yelling at the idiots on NPR like they can hear me.

This whole "American manhood" series has been patently stupid, and this was

Whoa bro, relax. We get it, you dont like Mustangs.

1991. I've owned 4 cars so far, 2 of them new. The latest even has a manually operated transmission, which I did not know they made. I've been told it's more engaging to drive because of that, but it can be a hassle as I'm trying to Tweet selfies of me drinking Starbucks and listening to Drake.

Oh good, those dumbass Millenials are finally getting their shiWAIT A SECOND.

Wait, Gen Y is 1977 to 1994? I'm... a Millennial?