Dude, I feel your pain. One day (I was maybe 6 or 7, possibly younger) my dad and I stopped to grab a cheeseburger from a restauarant. I saw that Bacon was on the menu. EVerything aligned. The light bulb turned on. So I “created” the bacon cheeseburger sometime around 1992-1994.
Haven’t Googled it yet, but something…