Barns are great things. They have haylofts where traveling salesmen can have trysts with buxom farmers' daughters; broad sides that are the hopeless targets of incompetent ball players; and mythically, they contain cars such as today's 1974 BMW Bavaria. Barns truly are the Swiss Army Knives of agricultural buildings.

Don't think I don't see you M Rossi! You overly aggressive fuck! Always winning races by ramming everyone else out of the way! I'm glad you're gone! Now shoo!

But the big issue right now is not hate. It's journalistic and developer integrity.

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

Ah, would be fun to quickly sit in front of her and go at the straw with furious face and drink with all your might! So she wouldn't have any soda left! And then laugh at her as you walk away.

Before leaving the office, Hudson reportedly struggled to pick the red, blue or green farewell cupcake on the way out.

About the same as it does inside.

Mario is Resourceful...

Quick advice (I worked in AAA for 5 years and am now indie) - are you in school now? If you are in school and you have summers, make a game. Immediately. Set yourself a goal to make one game in the 3 months you have for summer and release it for sale.

There is a saying in germany about laying off people:

As someone trying to "break in" to the video game industry, I admit that, yes, a studio's closure always sucks, but it also means my competition is now with industry professionals with years more experience than I have. Even my instructor told us flat out "your college diploma is useless. Why would they hire you with…

Yup, I did, and that's how it is. Jalopnik Detroit has been here for more than a year, and the "why is this on Jalopnik/what does this have to do with X/I don't want to read this"-type comments get the axe for those who still don't get it. It's distracting, it's pointless, it takes away from people who are familiar…

Why is it not just Netflix but for PS3 games?? Why not let us just take out a few games every month for free for a subscription fee? Like "Oh you get to check out up to 5 games for 14.99$ every month." Why is that so hard?

Being a dick is coming out and playing exactly 60 minutes of music, in accordance with your contract, then saying goodnight. Being a dick is using recorded instrumentals in a live concert, like you Owl City, with your substantial keyboard tracks, even though 4 of the 5 performers onstage had keyboards in front of…

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

I stopped caring about Tekken some time ago, so I wonder, where does this incredibly deep story go after this?

I'm amazed at how little this looks like something on a SNES.

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Something about these stories makes me want to find these guys. Not to join, but to duplicate their Reaper Lord Jacket, wear it and nothing else while I hide and then join their road formation on a pink Faggio.