Happy Jalopnik is willing to call out bad auto journalists. Can't say the same for a couple other sites on other unnamed industries and their journalists. Real talk, as a journalist, you should report on the industry. Not be in it for swag or favors.

That Lambo was ruined when his buddy, heroin junkie Brandon Novak, put diesel in it. He actually got the roof properly fixed after this episode of his show.

I'd have an Orochi... just on the name alone. But that angry fish look... if we can get Japan to make one with a different face, this car would be rad.

Just because he does the double denim combo? Honestly, (besides that) I think he's the best celeb car owner. Like, he LEGIT loves cars, and is knowledgeable. He took a Bentley that was being used as a chicken coop off of a mountain and had it restored. I can respect that.

Ha ha... I just posted the same thing lol!

Chris Brown.

I entered and won the last Horizon 2 contest, so I'd feel like a bad person to enter this one. But I'm tempted to... Also, I don't have a Miata in the game yet, might be worth a shot...

I'd put it into my daily driver. Not the hearse, the Acura CL. :) And if it didn't fit, I'd make it fit. Although it probably would be easier to stuff into the hearse...

That actually looks like a pic from Forza...

Get Forza Horizon 1. The rally add-on is pretty neat. Nothing like drifting a Country Squire around a hairpin dirt road! :D

Keep your Hummers. I'd rather have this. My dad would hate that I said that... he was from South Bend, In. He was really into Hummer and Studebaker. But to be able to take a Lambo off road? Yeah. I'll take this.

This car looks like "the future". 1980's version of the future. Seriously, this car looks like it's from TimeCop or The 5th Element. It's neat, and I like Honda (I drive an Acura), but I'd rather have the Tesla.

Hmm... broke rule number one. Fed the troll. I'm gonna go read about the new Supra now.

I have no idea. I did work at a bookstore once, and the people who bought the male porno mags were about half and half. I remember being totally astonished by that.

Believing in equality? If you say so, yo. I'll pass though. Them people scare me. I prefer Jalopnik.

There you have it.

Those folks are too angry. You'd fit in well.

I'm a straight male, but I think that's a great idea too. Men aren't the only voters!

Just realized you meant daily driver... OOPS... well, I had a '89 Mercury Sable that had no heat, no working windows, and brakes that leaked fluid to all but 1 wheel.

Craziest? 1200 miles round trip in a blizzard. From Columbia, Mo to Hammond, In in one of these: