Upfront, I do think it's ridiculous that there isn't single a woman on this list.

"Alec, you'd better not single me out from the crowd when you... HOST THE OSCARS..."

I once met a girl who had this! She called the guy PS Nick (PS for "Poison Semen"). She said after she went down on him, she had to get up and make herself throw up right away, otherwise she'd have terrible stomach cramps the next day.

@Dauphine: Love it. And, um, I kind of want to see that Vampire/Camelot movie, Hilary Duff as Guinevere and all... #kristenstewartrobertpattinsonb...

@alixana: That's because most of the tabloids' "anonymous" sources are the paparazzi that are already following the stars around anyway. #kristenstewartrobertpattinsonb...

@HereComesMyBaby: I can't believe I know this, but her boyfriend was Michael Angaro, whom many may remember as Jack's son on Will and Grace, but whom I personally remember fondly as the young William from Almost Famous.

RPattz — u haz no competition!!111!!!Iluvu!!11!!

@Penny: As a person who works in the book business, I am absolutely not surprised. Although you and I and the other Jezzies know that Precious is based on Push, the publishers and airport bookstores are not taking any chances that the average consumer might miss that fact by putting Push upfront... #preciousfilm

@SanFranLefty: It scares me too that this method of suicide puts others at risk — the drivers and commuters. Not to mention the psychological effects on the drivers #paloaltotrainsuicides

Aha, but what do we make of this?

When I was in high school, we'd go trick-or-treating for canned food for the local foodbank. Most people were so impressed with us they'd give us candy, too.

@Ri_L: Oh we had one of those in my neighborhood, too. Frankly, I think a tract emblazoned with the words "You ARE going to HELL" is scarier than some 7-year-old in an axe-murderer costume. #halloweencostumes

There was a kid in my elementary school who wore the same seriously intricate and enormous Great White Shark costume every year until he grew out of it. I wonder what 21st century schools would make of it? On the one hand: animal; on the other: scary!

@itsonreserve: Oh yeah, mine was a Courtney. I'm having flashbacks. #meangirls

I for one am really looking forward to seeing Jon Hamm play someone else besides Don Draper. Action! #jonhamm

9 are the Delusional Downtown Divas. They're performance artists who poke fun at art world pretension. Awesome.

@GenusSpecies: Never have I wished more for Jez to have a "Like" button. #menontv

When I was about 10, I was walking in the mall with my mom when I saw a lady wearing beads like these above, and reached out my hand to grab them. I was just old enough to realize how weird that would be, and pulled my hand back. As we walked away, my mom asked "you were about to touch that lady, weren't you?"

@ElleL: I want to know how they're going to promote this movie, considering that the New York Times, for example, won't even print the words "ass" or "suck" in an ad, let alone the F-word...

He's just getting ready for "le Alouine" — he's going to make Pumpkin Risotto!