@that's not my name: BWAhahahaha!

Wait, this kid is old enough to walk!? I could have sworn she was just born in like, October.

...which is easy, since he probably OWNS Balenciaga. (I checked, he does: [en.wikipedia.org])

I got Plum Sykes's "New Shoulder-length Hair" haircut (from the March Vogue) — well before the inane article, BTW — and have been blowing it out a few times a week since. I love the new hair, but yeah.... I'm doing better with practice, but I still have to get up an hour earlier.

@MockMyWorld: Madeleine Albright used to get pins....

@girly: God, that made my day. My dad used to chase me around singing "She-Ra, She-Ra...Princess of Power!" (and then he would usually ad, "She's more than meets the eye" from the Transformers theme-song.

@goldengirl23: @Red-headed bookworm: I had crushes on all the guys from Hey Dude. I seem to remember that they were the first more "grown up" boys I liked.

@lilbobbytables: Oh how I need to find a picture of myself in my 3rd Grade She-Ra costume, homemade by Mom. It was the sh*t. It had gold lame arm cuffs! And my mom let me wear red lipstick and blue clown makeup-eyeshadow!

@HarpMadness: She's attacking the paps. Don't you think Jen is going "Get 'em, baby, GET 'EM!"

@hannapdx: I agree with you — ie: I think Suri Cruise is a darling. But Violet seems like a kid you could run across in the park and never even realize she was a "celebrity."

@hannapdx: Word. She's so... kidlike.

I think I saw over someone's shoulder on the subway that she and Annikin Skywalker got engaged!

@moll cutpurse: Thanks for clarifying, because I was having a REALLY hard time picturing this for the wearing kind. :)

@TheGintheCity: Word. I always get my friends lipglosses or something little and fun, and my mom always sends me PJs or a pretty scarf.

Lalalala! I can't hear you! I have had one of THE WORST WEEKS ever (layoffs at my company, for starters). So I am going to sit her and enjoy the beauty of the rainbow bouquet of tulips my dad sent me.

@Porcelina: Also, the older babysitter who had Efraim's baby on "Everwood"!!!

Is that her pink-cheeked little behbeh in the background? SO CUTE.

@Tsar-Romanov:

@DrDoGood: Try it. It's not creepy if you take it slow. (Or ignore the creeps)

I'm confused. Is "incest"—as defined as sex between relatives—illegal?