Zoe Salmon! You're turning salmon, Salmon!

I wish engaged men ALWAYS had to wear rings. Then I wouldn't hit on them.

@Yaffle: According to the Radar article, Guede was reportedly a drug dealer who'd been found with a knife in the home of bar owner (who didn't press charges — maybe if he had, this wouldn't have happened).

Isla Fisher looks weirdly like J-Lo on that cover.

Color me crazy, but I don't find any of this sexy AT ALL.

Anyone who wants to see an example of this should come check out my dad. He stays home on the couch under a blanket 4-5 days per month with a "bad stomach" that he takes about 47,000 pills for and for which no known cause has been found, even though he's had millions of tests.

@green_ipod: @AthertonMerriweather: I was as well. I was afraid to say it, though. I just read an article where she talked about her really happy long-term relationship (and recent marriage/engagement maybe?), so a pregnancy seems pretty logical.

@AthertonMerriweather: Is it just me or does she really look like Drew Barrymore from that angle?

1. I am glad to see that white bags are still cool, because I just got a really cute (crazily marked down) soft leather one at TJ Maxx.

@Kivrin: Hot Damn! I bet my Samantha has the stamp. I got her in 1988 or 89.

@sportz.star: If 1996 me were transported to here and now, I would tear that dress off her body. I was obsessed with Betsey in 1996.

@Capital City Goofball: I love your avatar! I saw the episode last night where Bart & Lisa get left behind on their field trip to Capital City.

OMG, if Kate Walsh is getting it on with David Sutcliffe, I'm so jealous. I always had a thing for Christopher!

Oh, I will be using this word.

@missbitchy: Also, how is she breastfeeding now that she's pregnant again. You can't do both, can you?

@jgh: She's not gay. She would have dumped that criminal way sooner if he'd been a beard.

@weezgirl: I regularly wear mine with suitpants to my (admittedly creative) job.

@BeckySharper: As someone helpfully pointed out to me once, in order to be able to, you know, RAISE YOUR ARMS, you need to have some loose skin back there.

I've had so many hookups while ovulating, I totally believe this.

Penny from Inspector Gadget. I don't have blonde pigtails, but my secret weapon will ALWAYS be hidden inside a book.