Oh dang! I know exactly where they are in Brooklyn. If I was home now instead of at work in stupid ugly Manhattan, I'd go stalk them. I've totally seen Saarsgaard hangin' with Paul Bettany in the 'hood.

@Mama Penguino: I assumed toastandlove was making an analogy to car theft in a similar way to ShinyObjects making an analogy to credit card fraud...

I hate that the Adidas dude used the term "young lady." Somehow that does not seem like the right phrase to describe this awesome, awesome woman.

@PolythenePam: Wooo! I heard speculation on NPR this morning that they might be making a Raymond Chandler movie with Clive Owen starring as Philip Marlow.

Congrats and good luck Jennifer!

It has become increasingly clear that I was not a normal child. I knew all about my parents crazy hippie days and thought it was cool and hilarious. (sample quote: "Your dad and I tried Quaaludes once; they just made him really tired.") When I was 14, my mom told me she lost her virginity at 15 and offered to get me…

@Bathsheba: Me, me! I was thinking that all episode. Despite the sex tape/rampant self-promotion/sometime-bad-attitude/ sense of entitlement, I do think Kim is really beautiful.

Happy Anniversary, Jezebels! So much fun to open up the paper this weekend and see your smiling faces.

@TheGintheCity: Ei ei ei. Deodorant.

@LoSpaz: I knew a guy who didn't wear deoderant, so he'd just bathe himself in CKOne. Now it's indistinguishable from B.O., for me.

@hortense: No it was Tribu! The bottle was a really distinctive red/yellow frosted glass. I literally just tracked it down and bought a bottle.

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: Oooh ooh! Me too!

I can't buy something after reading about it (unless it's one of those mythically great perfumes like Fracas where you want to buy it even if it smells like crap, because it's Legendary.)

@amandahugnkiss (ΑΞΔ): Ha ha ha! It's like the time a friend of mine petted an iguana and with a look of extreme distaste said, "You feel like a purse."

I think Fatima is scary looking. Something about her teeth makes me think of a skull.

Now to everyone's credit, it was pouring buckets in NYC last night. My friends and I went out to a nice dinner and I had wet boots like Kelly's and my friend had galoshes on like Diana Ross.

@Archetype: No, I agree with you. Maybe it's because I don't have much contact with teenagers, but I can't see anything particularly scandalous about the photos.

@es-ki-mo: I just snorted. You're on fiya!

@es-ki-mo: I am still laughing from this morning!

@NefariousNewt: Yeah, when I read that, the needle screeched right off the record.