Janice? Or Kate from Lost?

@mollybee: Hee. Jade. I see you watched the marathon last weekend, as well.

I would pay good money for her shoes, though.

@tscheese: HA! I am the queen of knocking over glasses. I think I need a squeezy sports bottle dedicated to all my drinking needs. Hilar!

@hfree: Ahhh! Me too on the 10-year reunion. I'm going to mine... but only because I'll coincidentally be home while it's happening. I'm petrified.

@stoprobbers: Oh man, read Rebecca Mead's One Perfect Day. She interviews the Disney Weddings people. They are braiiiin-waaaashed. I keep trying to get my bride-friends to read this book, but for some reason they don't want to read about how the wedding industry is tricking people into spending money. I can't…

Oh how I begged, nay pleaded for months to have on bleach-blonde streak when I was 15. It took 6 months to get my mom to agree. I was trying to be "rock-and-roll," you see.

Peter usually sounds so cheerfully benevolent on "Wait, wait..." so this had me a bit shocked. I love him so much.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: It's ok — I have the black ballet slipper-looking crocs. They are great for wearing to and from work in the summer instead of flip flops. Keeps my feet from turnin' black.

I'm so sad that Claire is gone. I can't decide who to root for now...

Whew, I feel so much better now!

You know, the more pictures of Josh Kelley I see, the more I realize that he is exactly my type.

@Jezebabe...is a stern and angry midget!!!!: I don't count them. Because then my number would be... really high. Uncountable, in fact.

Oh man don't get me started on this. Men are such SUCH hypocrites.

I heard a rumor today that John Krazinski is dumping Rashida Jones for Renee!

Ooh, Denver! I am soooo ready to move to the mountains.

Ugh, I saw this on the news last night. They had pictures of the bag 'o misbehavior the kids brought to school.

@virginiawoolf: But extensions are sassy and fun! I'll send you Ken Paves' phone number, it's saved in my Blackberry under "BFF."

I would watch the London version of The Hills. So much easier to snark when it's not your own country...

@london_calling: No you are not. When I saw that was coming, I immediately DVR'd over to Friday to record it.