Anna, it's not just you. No one cares about these women. JA is so out of the stratosphere of regular people's lives in New York that she may as well be a character on TV.

Fatima was eerie-ly quiet last night. I was rather surprised we didn't see her jumping to Dominque's defense against her arch-enemy Whitney.

I will be using mine to buy wedding presents for the 5million of my friends getting married this year, and to pay down the old Credit Cards.

My parents never let us get away with ANYTHING as kids. I did not want to wear the grey corduroy jumper for family photos and so I screamed for 2 hours. There are lovely family photos in frames all over the USA featuring me red-faced and screaming...wearing the grey corduroy jumper.

@KittenFluff: That would be one of Hef's girlfriends, Holly Madison, yes?

<————My boobs (pictured) take offense at this notion, and insist that they are always "in." They've asked me to take them out on the town this weekend to prove it.

@leMaldeTete: If you raise your own laying hens, I will travel out of my way to buy eggs from you, every week (although I suspect I wouldn't have to go far; I bet you live withing 1-2 subway stops of me).

@glamzonhobbitfeet: I used to make my mom make me tuna sandwiches for breakfast. I occasionally ate alphabet soup, too. Now I like regular breakfast.

That does not look like Nicole Richie. Who is that other person? Heidi Montag?

@howdybeep (rear wheel drive): Yes and now they hate each other! We're publishing a book about it...

@kittensarestupid: So true — it's the only way to explain why Huckabee got so far.

After reading all of this, I am SO glad my mom was on the sex ed committee for our school district. She made sure they didn't leave anything out.

I absolutely agree with everyone who says that fashion can be both an art and a commodity. I love shopping, magazines, talking about clothes. Sometimes I "get" it, and sometimes I don't. I feel the same way when I visit an art museum.

But she's sooooo pretty....

I had a Catholic friend in 4th grade who absolutely insisted that her parents had never had sex. I (precociously sex-educated as I was) explained the process to her and she just said, "they must have gotten me some other way."

I just read that "Saturn Return" link and I am definitely going through this right now: feeling really dissatisfied with love life/job/city, feeling gut-punchingly homesick for my childhood, preparing to attend my 10-year high school reunion with little to show for it...

Is that an astrakhan coat? If so, y'all don't even WANT to know what that is made of (if you don't already).

Eh, Donna Karan and Glenda Bailey always look like that.

@pursewhore: Maybe she thought she was going through menopause. My mom is also 57 and she's just finished with it.

@tellmeagain: Ha ha ha yes! I would love to share my prom photos, mostly for the sake of my hilarious facial expressions. My dates were not gay, but 2 of the 3 were Mormon, so I also had no threats to my virginity.