@snarkhunting: I'll work in the bookstore. Ima expert.

Eh, Kimberly G. was a news anchor. Based on my watchings of Fox News at the gym (where there are only Fox channels, don't ask) I think it's de rigeour if you're on the news.

Ahh! Ribbons and bows and fake flowers. WANT.

@messica: ha ha ha! Was yours a spoiled, entitled brat?

THANK YOU. I am *this* close to copying and pasting #5 into an email and sending to the douchbag who pulled the "But I wanna cum inside YOU" BS on me last week. (Who is now all but officially dumped)

Ok, I'll admit it. I have begun DVR'ing this show. Do not ask me to explain why, because I cannot.

This summer, I will be seeing my HS Sweetheart for the first time in almost 10 years. He's Mormon, I'm not, so it never would have worked out, but he got married about 5 years ago and when I found out, it felt like someone had punched me in the chest.

I blame the men. 2 examples:

Moe, I think you are lovely.

Now THAT is motivation to work out.

@Finstergirl: Ooh, Benny Ninja, who is on ANTM tonight! (How do I know this? It is a mystery to me.)

@stinsen: Uh, me too. Not joking: I just found a pair of underwear from a sex romp that took place in August... 2006. I thought for sure I'd lost it at the laundromat, but I found it under my bed this past Saturday.

I cry once or twice a month, usually out of frustration with work or out of sadness about dudes (I know, I know, I should be saying good riddance). But my female boss cries 2-3 times per week, so compared with her, I look restrained.

I cannot wait for this show to be back on!!

@nolongerinacubiclebutstillawho...: Ack, me too! The current (perhaps soon to be former) dude is the most entitled I've ever met.

I just laughed for 5 straight minutes reading these comments. Oh, such good times. Here are my Anastasia memories....

Each child has its own unique hair personality.

@sarabadara: I always have backwards/upside down/screwy days when I do that. It's happened 2-3 times a year since college.

@TheGintheCity: Oh geez, G. Can't you even bother to read the first comment?

Do you think Audrina from The Hills was named after this book? Wouldn't that be effed-up?