This feels really weird but...

@vixenatrix: Ah, those FSF short-stories are brilliant! I'm peeved that the one they chose to film is "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button." I really don't see how that will translate as a movie. And Brad Pitt is wrong wrong wrong for that role.

@OhhYeah: He is slowly (not)eating himself into nothingness. Man is tiny!

@applejacks: I'm with you on the Anne-dislike. I went to college with her when she was still "Annie," and she is hyper and obnoxious. However, she is really pretty, even at 8am in the dining hall in pajamas. She looks much better without all that makeup.

The book was annoying-ish. I wish she'd written more about food and less about how her relationship was falling apart.

You know what's weird? When the show was on my friends from "back home" used to listen to my stories about the (pretty normal for NYC) things that my New York friends and go through — going out to dinner on weekends, happy hours after work, searching for apartments, ridic dating stories, boss dramas, just the usual —…

Gladiator Sandals. must. die.

@brendastarlet: I've never been able to handle clingy guys, but I get upset and sometimes break things off if I feel like I'm being neglected.

Styles by Rachel Zoe: When you want your earrings to match your vehicle.

@FireEyedGrrl: My parents' cat much preferred the mens in my family. He would sit with me or my mom if we were the only ones there, but whenever we had a family sit, he would go straight for my dad's lap.

@brendastarlet: Seriously?! That explains so much! (I am a Leo)

I sometimes write imaginary magazine essays in my head. A recent one was "Dinner In: There Was Only Enough for One Anyway."

This explains dating in New York. I'm having a week of epiphanies.

Eat your hearts out, Real Housewives of New York City...

@AthertonMerriweather: Totally, it's Marley.

She just always seems happy. Which is a big deal in Hollywood, I would bet. And I believe I've seen pics of her very cute boyfriend, who also seems normal. Which these days is my highest compliment for a dude.

@Rhody: oooh! Lucky you! I've always thought Tobey was adorbs. He's my type.

I'm so hormonal today. This is making me bawl.

@lolly71: I will take both pairs pls.

@tscheese: Ha ha — we are on the same brain wavelength. Jinx.