The great thing about Jezebel is that the editors call our attention to something and then it is our choice how we react. Emphasis, always, on choice.

Can't take the poll...

I was always a big fan of Hyde, but the love shriveled up and died when I found out he was a Scientologist (and a bit of a dog). Oh well...

Here's the statement (from the NYTimes)

@arodriguez.romero: ABC7online is saying his announcement will be his resignation, but NYTimes and CNN are not saying that...

@Algren: My mother thinks I should move back West. I'm seriously considering it. Portland maybe. My grandma insists that if I join a church, I'll meet a man. Not considering that one.

Whoa. Yup!

@Skinny Bone Jones: Thanks, Skinny.

@hortense: Oh hortense, you are one of my favorites.

@ehkca: Shoot, don't leave Ehkca. I was starting to wonder what had happened to you. I like your comments.

Oh no you didn't!

WHO is that other person? She's too old to be Francis. Kelly Osborne, is that you?

Hee hee hee, my uncle was in rehab with Calvin in the early '80s. Actually, I don't know why that's funny.

@BeAgrestic: Yes! Lee Pace! But also, weirdly, ...mmmmm Ciaran Hinds. There is just something about him that is delicious to me.

@AnnieGetYourFun: No you are not alone, I did not and still do not like horses. Although, curious that you rode yet still didn't like them.

Here is an interesting story about inappropriate student-teacher crap (can you tell I have a lot of free time at work today?):

I was treated horribly by the boys in my PE classes in middle school. If a girl missed a catch in softball, they would yell out things like "Aha, this proves girls are only good for one thing." I seemed to be the only girl who got pissed off about this, and they excoriated me for it.

So might we now assume that Beyonce's mom paid for those babies?

@TinyK: Based on next week's preview, I think they've given Fatima the "bitch who creates drama" card. It looks like she gets up in Whitney's grill next week.

Hey, did anyone notice what TyTy said to Dominique in panel: "You're going to have the hair color I told them to give you"...