Yes, please advise. I've just been on 2 dates with an only child, and he seems to have an unusual sense of entitlement.

Not gonna lie: back in the day when I used to babysit, I'd be feeding the kid their creamed chicken or peas and carrots and could never resist a few bites. It tasted like un-heated canned soup, but I kind of liked it.

Who was the blowup doll with Roberto Cavalli?

Also, what's with the glow job they gave Amy Adams. Maybe it was my TV, but she did not appear orange at the Oscars last night...

Uh, did anybody else see Rachel Zoe's quote in this weekend's Us Weekly. I believe it was nearly this exactly:

@UndeadLemon: My vegan friend is very much of the "locavore" persuasion as well, so she never eats Cheetos. She's more apt to pig out on a big bag full of swiss chard. I'd be suspicious of your friend.

Heather looks stunning! I think Claire is going to be my Heather stand-in on Cycle 10.

@WaltzingMatilda: Oh I am so with you. I have a friend with real, serious Celiac disease, too (it's like a science experiment to have dinner with both her and the vegan. I've tasted a lot of interesting, wheat-free, dairy-free desserts.). Anywho, did you know some shampoo has gluten in it?! I didn't, until I saw her…

I have a serious, real vegan friend who eats more than anyone I've ever met. 5-6 meals per day, and pounds of food at every meal.

@rednrowdy: Really? The only sizes I can ever find in the store are 16+. Unless I get there the day the stock the new shipments.

The TV ads for this stuff are really weird, though.

@rednrowdy: Yeah! No ankle straps for me either. I have huge calves. However, I quite like the "across the foot" straps such as those that appear in FourInchHeels's avatar. Those tend to be more flattering on me.

I can't remember the last time my boss (who has 2 kids) worked a full week. She took 2 days off plus the holiday this week alone. If she has a bad day, she usually calls in sick the day after.

Dare I say it? Star Jones looks... good?

@brookidy: Eeek! I've been there. I've probs told this story on Jez before, but I had a bikini-line ingrown hair go crazay and had to have plastic surgery.

@alcibiades: Oh my god, Butt Pee! TMI, but I have IBS, so I get that once every few months anyway. I say NO THANKS to the Master Cleanse.

@tellmeagain: I'm totally having that snack while I watch the Oscars. Sounds delish!

@marie123: Ooh, thanks! Tend Skin=$30 at Ricky's. Drugstore Witch Hazel + Aspirin=$5 at Duane Reade!

@Algren: Barneys. I got some REN lipbalm from an account rep as a gift once.

@hugnkiss: @Jerseylicious: I get those too (TMI alert) on my bikini line. I never got them before I started using Tend Skin (which is a GODSEND for my horrible ingrown hairs, so I ain't giving that up). I just squeeze them out. They bleed like MF'ers and take forever to heal, but it is really satisfying, I agree.