@bifteck-frites: I have 40,000 perfumes, but no one is smelling them right now but me. However, I just accompanied my best friend on a Sephora trip as she searched for a new vanilla perfume because her old one gave her fiance hives!

@leMaldeTete: I am in love with Flower by Kenzo. The NYTimes guy, Chandler Burr, gave it 5 stars. Test-running scents is so much fun.

@Artful Slinger: Yeah, I went to a small, private, liberal arts school upstate, too. But we still had something called "The Gossip Server" which was a collection of word documents in which people listed "Top 10 Hottest Seniors/Juniors/Freshman" whatever, etc., and crushes and stuff like that. People would stay up all…

My younger brother went to CU Boulder, and he told me that his female friends would only drink beers they opened themselves (even at bars) because roofies were so rampant. He thinks I'm crazy to leave open drinks sitting around in NYC bars. (He also thinks I'm crazy for going on internet dates, but that's a whole…

@AmyFrances: Oh man, me too. Love it. I was blasting "Valerie" on the 'pod last night on the subway, in fact.

Oooh, oooh, re: the nails, I like her neon, it reminds me of when neon was THE coolest thing for about 2 years when I was in elementary school. And I saw bright primary colored nail polish in a magazine and now I want to try it. I think yellow would be really cute for summer against my pale pale skin.

That orange tank top is $75?! Even my Ella Moss-buying self is outraged.

One nice thing about being single: Valentine's Day presents from my parents! I'm being taken skiing in Colorado. Ok, not really a Valentine's Day present, they just want my company. But still, Hooray!

Those shoes make me want to ralph (that's right, as in "puke").

Somehow, she already looks like she's had 7 facelifts.

I can't get past how skinny and dead those models look. Horrifying. I adore the baby blue (velvet?) gown, but it would look so much better on someone with breasts... like me.

Wow, I just skimmed the Rachel Morgan article. Maybe I'm crazy, but I agreed with the majority of her comments.

@cubiclewhore: I keep a printout of a Wall Street Journal article title titled "Had It Up to HERE? Despite Risk, Some Say Quitting Is Way to Go" in my desk, and sneak looks at it when frustrated.

I think all us Jezebels would agree that we'd prefer the SkyMall catalog. Or maybe that's just me.

@olivia2.0: Well, I don't have one, so I won't weigh in.

Delicious! This photo was taken only a few blocks from my office. I'm resisting the urge to run out right now and try to find them.

Add book publishing to this list — it's exactly the same, too.

If I ever get married, I want that seafoam dress except in ivory or pale pale blue.

@BiscuitDoughJones: The Gawker commenters seem to think it means Romney will be McCain's running mate... or maybe it's that Huck will be the running mate. I can't quite figure it out.

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: "Cake or death?"