My favorite French pickup lines:

Great legs. I'm jealous. I've got the stumps.

I've never seen an ep of Project Runway (don't throw things at me), but I liked 95% of this collection. Which is more than I can say for any of the other ones we've seen this week...

On the NEXT...very special episode...of Grey's Anatomy... Dr. McSteamy gives himself...a LIP transplant!

If I had to pick a favorite model, it would be Liya. She is so beautiful. Natalia comes in a close second (yes, it's true, I don't care if you hate her!)

@knitsandwich: EEEeeew! I knew GIRLS who did that in high school (yeah, I grew up in Montana). They would spit into soda cans. It's pretty easy to make it look like you're taking a sip, so the teachers didn't catch them.

Seeing this picture makes me wish I could go to London again. I had so much fun on my last visit, even though it was March and freezing. Maybe because my little brother was paying for everything. (Yeah, I know)

And what is up with those bruisy-looking splotches on the chest of the pink-dress girl. WHAT are those?

@titania1285: That revival was the first Broadway show I ever actually saw on Broadway (ie: not a tour). Soooooo amazing.

@lovenoelg: Yup, I'm over on the Hanky Panky dark side with you. So soft...so stretchy.

Ha, I believe it. My two female bosses each take at least one sick day per week. I've gotta start doing that... If they can do it, so can I.

@ilikenoise: Mine usually stops for 12-24 hours of each cycle. I'm on the pill, so Saturday is my last pill, my period comes on Tuesday, and then from Friday night to Saturday night it stops (convenient!), and then I usually have one more day or so where I need a tampon. And then, suckily, another week of ucky…

Oooh! Wish I had a reason to wear a big black hat. I love the jewelry in this show. But maybe it's a bad thing that I noticed and remember the jewelry better than the clothes...

April fools? Oh wait...

@SinisterRouge: Ah, good, glad I'm not going crazy.

@SinisterRouge: Was anyone else in NY a bit confused about having to select delegates as well as selecting a candidate? I voted in the 2004 primary, but I didn't remember having to do that. I dithered in the booth for a good 5 minutes, trying to count to 6 even though I was certain which candidate I wanted!

Wow, that slideshow was the grand tour of overhyped actors who never went anywhere. Brittany Murphy? Really? And who the hell is Marley Shelton?

I've done it all. Match (they stole my money). Chemistry (more like "lack of"). Nerve (my profile disappeared and was never to be found again). Friendster (the guy who most recently dumped me).

I complained to [Match.com] when they automatically renewed my 6-month subscription (that's 80 bucks, yo!). Has this happened to anyone else? Supposedly there is fine print somewhere that says you have to actively cancel, but I swear I never saw it.

Oh, I love her! I really hope there's going to be an Oscar ceremony. I need to see some of these on the red carpet—steel grey dress (minus vest) and red/orange feathery-sleeve dress, I'm lookin' at you.