I love gossip as much as the next girl, but I agree with FourInchHeels RE: work gossip. I've learned through bitter experience that it's usually best to keep it to yourself. Oh, and it angers me to NO END when I find out that, ahem, certain coworkers (the ones who report to me), have gossiped about me on their…

Ooo, I love that blue sheath. The plaid bathrobe coat (gag) and all the tweed?...definitely meh.

Well then it'd be no fun!

Babs looks baked.

Ok, but A.O. Scott also said this:

Aw, Michelle! Your fellow Big Sky-stater (and fellow current Brooklynite) is pulling for you!!

@bowlingfordollars: Ha ha! So true. The really tall models are scary close up. Those girls are freaks of nature (not necessarily a bad thing—but most human females are not over 6 feet tall with .01% body fat).

She still doesn't look that pregnant to me...

@spangledangel: Oh my god — in 9th grade, I used Exclamation to cover up the smell of the cigarettes I illicitly smoked on the way home from school. (Also, I had shoplifted it). Ah, my year of rebellion...

Reaaaallly, Ellen?

@LadyNo: So true. I once made out with a real jerk just because he looked a tiny bit like Boreanaz. Also, being single, I have to get my sexual tension from TV.

I'm a little bit worried that I'm not more excited about this. I will be DVR'ing it, but somehow I'm not feeling AT ALL like watching it tonight. I'm more excited about the Bones DVD waiting in my mailbox. What is wrong with me!? Why?

@langtry: Yup, and if there's even a smidgen of a chance that Oprah will be interested in a potential author, we'll quadruple his advance. It's a vicious cycle.

@london_calling: Oh, we don't even bother with focus groups. He has a TV show? He'll talk about the book on it? He can write whatever he wants. SOLD!

And Nadine? Give it a rest. You whored yourself all the way into a book deal.

Ha ha ha! Yogurt water (yeah, that comment was way back on the first page)... but I'm sitting here at my desk staring at 3 giant white splotches on my office carpet from a yogurt water explosion that occurred earlier this week. It was imitation Fage... time to get back to the real thing.

@jezebelbelg: A third from me on the Boric Acid suppositories. I used to pop one every time I started to get a little itchy, and by the next day I'd feel better. Need to get more...

@lolly71: Holy crap. I just looked at "Steve Don't Eat It." I haven't laughed so hard since the first time I saw this:

I feel terribly guilty here, because the plight of the Haitians is awful, but everyone's stories have me in hysterics.

@mbprice: Hee! I was just going to suggest Collapse for all.