Why in god's name does Angelina need more children? Angie, please go read The World Without Us, and then go buy some condoms. Christ.

Y'all think a high, tight bun is OK? Cause that's how I'M wearing my hair right now. Too lazy for anything else.

@BiscuitDoughJones: I wish the Jezebels would do an in-depth Scientology expose/post. I have an interesting story or two, overheard due to my work in the book biz...

@ridgegirl: Ha ha ha! Those sound fun! But you reminded me of the decidedly not fun Mormon church dance I once went to (I had 2 Mormon boyfriends in high school. Both hot, both long-married by 21, talk about dodging a bullet).

@ridgegirl: My grandma desperately wants me to join a church group. But the last "churchy" guy I went out with got all hot and bothered about how porn and Sex & the City are degrading to women. While I concur in some respects, all I could think was, "Well THIS dude isn't going to give very good sexytime" and "Excuse…

@pinkhearts: I think he looks hot... and that kid is ADORABLE. I just saw a rerun of that season...loved her.

I still can't believe the tagline for the SATC movie is "Get Carried Away."

I've had the shooting pains before, but never bad enough to go to the doc. But I have random itchy-ness all the time. The docs say it's not yeast, it's not any other infection, it's just damn itchy!

Yeah, Eva Longoria Parker, we get it. You're married. Whoop-dee-doo.

Others said this, but I don't know who 99% of those women were.

@lolainblackglasses: You just made my day. Thanks. Needed that.

Yeah, I second everyone who hates the phone. I've just started dating someone and we've mostly only texted when making plans. The one time I called him, it was incredibly awkward.

Ok, can I just interject that I just looked at the Madewell website. WTF!? That stuff is uber expensive and I think I saw most of it at H&M yesterday for 90% cheaper. NO THANKS.

When I saw Kate Bosworth on the February cover, I knew I'd made the right decision in allowing my Vogue subscription to lapse (and I've been a subscriber for 12 years). March will be my last issue, suckas!

These kinds of "copycat" suicides were happening long before MySpace. There were several in my hometown while I was in high school and then a few years later in my brother's generation.

@BiscuitDoughJones: Totally. Haaaate the hair, but love 99.9% of the makeup. (Don't like the one girl with the pink eyeshadow smeared all around. Looks like me on a really hungover Sunday morning after I cried all night...)

I want... all the jackets, the flapper dress, and all the shoes.

Anna Wintour's flower-patterned thing looks like my eighth-grade graduation dress.

The buzz on some of teh blogs today is that something like 13 out of the prospective Top 50 contestants have already had record deals/appeared on TV/been backup singers to other idols... we've got some ringers folks!

Ahhhh! I don't want to think about this! My friend is having a baby at 35—with a guy who has cheated on her and doesn't want to get married—because she feels like its now or never.