Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

The thing that always astonished me was his footwork and athleticism. You always hear of big guys losing their effectiveness deep into their age due to health and movement fading away, but he kept himself in prime condition, leaning out over the years to make sure his main tool on offense was still there.

I think what he means is that Tim Duncan is the superior basketball player, regardless of entertainment value.

The retirements of Kobe Bryant and Tim Duncan are a perfect illustration of the difference between brash confidence and humble confidence. They both knew they were great, but Kobe wanted to be sure you knew it too. Duncan figured if you didn’t realize how great he was, it was your loss.

i know this is really mean, but i thought that was king joffrey at first.

I love Tim Duncan and am saddened at his retirement, so in the spirit of stirring up some shit for no reason: if you think Kobe Bryant was the best player of their generation, and not Timmy, you are a raving madman, wandering the desert shoveling peyote into his mouth, lost in the grip of his own feverish…

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

after being turned into a fuck that reminded suffered by Jose Cubero “Yiyo” in Colmenar Viejo, on August 30, 1985.

He saw what we did to Harambe. This bald eagle is no fool.

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

I’m surprised the winner wasn’t Teamy McTeamface.

Found him

Thanks! And while you’re at it, I’ll have a grande latte, no whip.

... I had majored in Ancient History.

Really should consider changing the title to “Liberal Arts Majors Are Bullshit”.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

“I’ve made it to the top,” he said as he watched a blowout high school baseball game on a shitty laptop.

I love baseball. I love stat driven analytics. But I dont understand how/why sites like fangraphs continue to underrate the Rangers and those in the know insist the Astros are a better team. Maybe I’m just a homer.

You might want to see a doctor about that stick up your ass.