They're definitely not playing the Rangers right now. Try Detroit.

You have to assume that everyone privileged enough to tour the White House meets Bo the dog at some point, right?

Bump for Baylor’s Athletic Department practices being legitimately terrifying.

And don’t forget Lacedarius Dunn breaking his gf’s jaw in an argument and then getting off with a 3 game suspension against nonconference patsies to start the season.

People act like Baylor’s recent success is a feel good story about a quirky underdog defying the odds, but that success is based largely on their athletic department’s willingness to sign talented recruits and transfers who were passed over by other schools due to serious and often violent behavior problems. Once on…

Would it ever work to put your most athletic offensive lineman as a defensive back on the other team’s most skilled WR? Sure, if the WR got past them, they’d be gone, but couldn’t they jam the shit out of them for a while at the line within the first five yards (giving your DL enough time to get to the QB)?

She’s in Houston, probably from Louisiana

At Baylor? Nah, I don’t believe that for a minute. Oh wait...

“On second thought, artificial turf isn’t all that bad.” -USWNT

Wow, I bet he’s suspended for AT LEAST two quarters of a non-conference game

A&M had a lot of trouble with amphibious pitchers last night :(

It’s absolutely rational

This pun makes me sic

Unoriginal. Law and Order: SVU already did this one - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt343611…

Didn't Colin Powell endorse Obama?

Solid salary for a non-profit

He took at least one step with possession of the ball and then dove for the end zone, with his knee touching the ground before the ball made contact with the ground. We all understand the rule, the point is that any rule that overturns a catch under those conditions is an absolutely terrible rule.

"We've heard of poppin' some molly and sweatin', but not popping molly, snorting some coke, car-jacking an ambulance, careening every which way through traffic, and then jerking off in the police station. That'd probably make for a better song, though."

Granted said someone covers the University of Texas, which had a statue of a former Klan leader on campus until 4 years ago and recently had white students throwing bleach-filled water balloons at black students as a "prank". Can't exactly throw stones at Mississippi from the Forty Acres.

A&M has had back to back top 10 recruiting classes since joining the SEC and is currently sitting on what a lot of people are calling the best recruiting class in school history. One of the biggest selling points for kids from talent-rich areas like DFW and Houston has been that they would be able to stay close to…