Well of course simply changing conferences won't create a dramatic difference in on-field success in year one, because you're essentially trotting out the same team plus players who were probably recruited while you were in your old conference. Check back with Texas A&M in a few years and tell me how changing…

Man... I initially read that as "#PervHorse" and was super disappointed when I realized I misread it

Well, former A&M pitcher. Daniel Mengden, drafted 4th round by the Astros. See his twitter profile pic:

The plot thickens: she is the girlfriend of a pitcher on the A&M baseball team

About half of that "play military" serves our country in the armed forces, and during WWII it commissioned more officers than West Point and the Naval Academy combined. Not to mention it has accumulated 8 Medals of Honor. Eat a dick.

Well, I came here to defend light spanking as a form of punishment completely differentiated from abuse, but of course the top response is a spanker who comes across as angry, aggressive and fairly ignorant, playing right into Drew's argument. Nevermind.

West Virginia =/= The South

Are y'all gonna beat Baylor this year?

As someone who fucking HATES UT I was highly disappointed by the disingenuous title. I came here expecting some juicy raycess comments and all I got was Steve Patterson being compared to Donald Sterling for saying the same thing pretty much every D-I AD in the country is saying right now. For shame. SHAAAAAAME.

You know Snyder is Jewish, right?

It'd be awesome to have an NFL franchise in SA but I'd almost rather poach the MLB franchise from Tampa so we could have the San Antonio Reys

You think that was bad? Just wait for a Germany-Argentina final. Nazi jokes and puns will be über alles the twitter feeds.

They just took polar opposite career trajectories in Texas. Regardless, I like the cut of your jib.

Nah, just an angry Spurs fan

That travel tho

[ejected by Joey Crawford]

Forward K is strikeout swinging, backward K is strikeout looking

NL Baseball Purists

Haha awesome, I was present for this. To the girl's credit she got up with a huge grin on her face.

Deadspin writers constantly fellating Lebron James are the worst