Ding ding ding.

That's the Hercules 265, everyone was evacuated safely and there were no casualties

Andrus bunted with 1 out, not 2. Otherwise great article.

+1

One of the biggest knocks on him is his size, but compare JFF (6'1" 210 lbs) to Drew Brees (6'0", 209 lbs). It's very possible that his size won't be an issue in the NFL, especially given his proven ability to throw on the run and make plays outside of the pocket.

To be fair, this family history is pretty much on par with those of about 90% of Texans who hail from east of I-45

From the press release:

His replacement Clarence McKinney was the OC for the Cotton Bowl and the offense didn't seem to miss a beat. McKinney was the Co-OC and "Running Game Coordinator" before KK left so he apparently also had a decent amount of play calling responsibility during the regular season. I don't think anybody expects the offense…

How is there not a single .gif of Beltre's happy feet in the batter's box? The Rangers made an entire music video they show between innings of him dancing around at the plate and Wash shimmying in the dugout...

This.

Please please please let that be Lone Star beer that he's drinking

Blowing the World Series with 2 outs and 2 strikes in the bottom of the 9th. Fuck that last out. Fuck the rally squirrel. Fuck David Freese.

"stoking already burning fires with tricky phrasing and the selective use of facts"

There's one more Greg Jones out there if they want to get REALLY crazy...

One can't help but wonder what would have been if Kentucky Fried Clyde hadn't bolted from A&M. It's been one big downward spiral ever since.

50k students, endowment over $5 billion (#10 in the US), one of the top engineering schools in the country, I'd say A&M is a major university

USC did the same thing with national championships a few years ago, so it's really not that outrageous for a major university to do this. As for the conference championships, we all think it's stupid but the 2011 Big XII media guide does recognize us as "Champions" those years because it credits any division champions…

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you can't advance a muffed punt. The ball should be dead where he recovered it, right?