I LOL'd.

"Say you were forced to decide between contracting a grotesque flesh-eating virus on your face or on your penis..."

Yup.

Playing Metal Gear Solid on snowy days. Staying over my friend's house and playing Tekken 3 all night. Playing Bloody Roar and Soul Blade for hours.

His mother must not have breastfed him. Or something.

HAH

"Sex" being rigid sessions of un-lubricated angry humping, usually ending in tears.

I do that with Diet Shasta Orange. It stings.

lol psychotic much?

Be still my beating heart.

Insensitivity? In MY porn?

PIVOT, PIVOT

Watch enough HBO and you'll see cocks galore.

I thought she looked good. *shrug*

National Public Radio, a ridiculously diverse and non-racist organization.

I was under the impression that the NPR/racism comment was tongue-in-cheek. Otherwise it's patently absurd.

a) I've heard the BBC World Service on NPR regularly refer to him as "Mr. Obama." Just like they refer to other world leaders. I don't care.

Eddie Murphy never really recovered from the twin blows of Shrek ending and A Thousand Words tanking.

"if men just need to get off they could wack it"

"there are too many men, not many women, and it's turning the guys into female-starved Neanderthals."