"Men need to fucking learn that is OK to not have sex for an extended period of time."

CHARLIZE THERON; CHARLIZE THERON TO THE COURTESY PHONE PLEASE.

As does the BBC.

....I don't recall hearing how the Sandy Hook shooter — may he be sodomized by burning pineapples in Hell — mass-murdered 18 kids with an X-Box controller.

It's like the world has caught a mutated version of the winter vomiting disease. Only instead of targeting everyone with projectile vomiting and diarrhea, it only targets men with uncontrollably stupid comments about women and rape.

Some people just aren't programmed for random hookups. I'm not. Never was. Get a steady relationship going on with a woman you -like- and you may be surprised at how readily the cock crows.

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

I don't disagree that female-centric threads (like those governing the topic of female masturbation) should be peopled primarily by women, with womanly advise reigning and male advice being benevolently tolerated as delusion.

It's like people are complex, or something. And sex is a messy act with potentially enormous ramifications. This is hard.

Shouldn't have led with that, man.

The First Amendment protects people's free speech from the Government — not from private employers.

I don't get John Mayer's appeal. He always looks jaundiced and greasy.

Snap.

NIET.

I know, right? I was discussing this the other day with my friend Sir. Reginald Frumpswaggle, as at the time we were both lamenting the admission of coloreds to our country club.

¡Que rico!

That's so Nineties.

Droll.