Who cares? That's what happens on the Internet.

Aaaaaaaahahaha, you stepped in it.

Well spoke.

Okay. We'll start working on some inventions, maybe writing some amazing literature, colonization of distant lands, etc. al.

Thanks for sharing. Living with that trauma can't be pleasant.

Wanna bet?

IT'S A MAN HOSE

BA-DUM TISHHH

12/17/12: Dear Hate Journal. The Cabal of Angry White Men met today. We mostly discussed who would bring what to the office Christmas Party, and also assigned Secret Santa giftees. I got Klaus Voomanhata, and decided to get him an AR-15, because he values his masculinity and so do I, but totally not in a gay way. We…

This.

That's fucking funny.

Otherwise known as "Chuck Norris Syndrome."

God forbid the WBC is gunned down by an unhinged grieving parent. God forbid.

No, it isn't.

Three hours in Middle Earth are hours well spent. End of subject.

You kidding me? An hour in the Shire is well spent.

Technology? Mythology?

I was thinking exactly this. Are you inside me?

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Shut up already, dirtbag.